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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:38am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:56am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:38am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:50am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:30pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 9:30am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 3:20pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 5:20pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 4:00am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 5:41pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 12:19pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:01am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 9:46am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:35pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:17am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 10:23am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:33pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 6:17am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:29am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 10:23pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 7:40pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:44am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 5:39pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:45am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:59am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am