Recent reviews by LittleMissSnacks

This game is so good, and the dopamine hit from getting a good pull is so righteous, that I've bought multiple copies, one for myself, and some for friends... buy this game if you haven't but uh... be prepared to enter a time machine, because you'll start a session at 7pm, and suddenly it's 4am...

The first part of the expack was your basic world building, character introductions, and character growth sequences, and anyone with a modicum of reading comprehension (what 90% of americans seem to lack these days), you would have seen this. That said, it was a bit clunky at times, and repetitive, but still an engaging story.

The second part of the expack was truly a magical experience on par with Shadowbringers and Endwalker, and by the end of it, I was on the edge of my seat, and in tears as the story came to a perfect crescendo, from the music, to the visuals, to the final dungeon and trial, I can't wait to see what the afterpatches hold, and look ever further to the next expansions, and to the next decade of Final Fantasy 14.

Honestly... i want to love this game, it's such a cool concept, and the world of it is just hella interesting... but it feels like a reskinned ark or conan with so many of its basic systems, I cannot recommend the game in its current state, and hope the devs give it some much needed love.

Devs, if you're reading this, make a deal with the fae if you need to, but please, keep working on this game.

Look, I'm not saying beware of feels... just keep tissues handy.

Best game that ever gave me carpal tunnel.
Word to the wise, get a rubber band for your mouse, it makes life so much easier.

1 Day in Eorzea: Okay, I need to go kill ten ladybugs to complete this quest, then go talk to this person to advance the story.

1 Week in Eorzea: Oh hey! I didn't know you didn't need 10 characters to fill out all the Gathering and Crafting Classes! You can do it on one! How Neat!

1 Month in Eorzea: *rides into battle on chocobo, drunk as hell* SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥ IFRIT! I NEED YOUR HORN FOR A RECIPE!!!!

10/10, would get drunk and bitchslap ifrit with a chocobo again.

The main game is pretty much minecraft in space, which is a pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ premise, in and of itself. The devs, however, refuse to listen to their player base, have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over everyone who supported the alpha, and have turned the game into nothing more than a pieced out EA-ish dlc ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. All the updates that we were promised back in alpha? yeah, they're dlc now. ♥♥♥♥ you Keen, I wish there was a way I could get my $20 back.

If you're really skilled, you can play this game one handed. just a protip, y'know, for research purposes.

>Decide to become physicist
>Failing all my courses in uni
>buy ksp one night while slacking off instead of studying
>play for a few hours
>learn more from ksp than I do from my professors
>ace all my courses

I now have a degree in physics thanks to this game!

Maybe now I can land on the damn mun.

Don't get me wrong, this game is very, very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, I would recommend it in a heartbeat.
The only problem with it?
It crashes more than a drunk asian woman driving on an icy road.