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5.5 hrs on record
TLDR: This game isn't co-op its like single player with a friend that plays the role of secondary Gun for hire.
This game is so bad I bough it to play CO-OP and it feels like a single player with the other person being an NPC which can pick you up and only shoot when joined in another players game WHICH the game already has its called "Guns for Hire". It's so bad the other person literally cant do anything else except opening the shop shooting and driving IF THE HOST IS IN THE CAR. Otherwise the 2nd player will just be teleported right next to the host after he gets a few hundred meters away. Also did I mention that the NPC's literally ignore you when you need to be picked up they also wont talk to you if you are not the host. So bad I cant recommend it to anyone if you want to play it crack it instead which I will do the next time before buying games from UBISHET they never fail to disappoint cant even refund this garbage of a game.
Posted 25 June, 2021. Last edited 25 June, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
132.9 hrs on record (108.1 hrs at review time)
im only doing this for the steam awards
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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42.4 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
Storage compression- for early supply of metal that would boost you alot you start with x3 more resourses
Bot combat tech- for movement & damage for the bombers (you need at least "basic bot tech")
Improved Fabricator build arms- half time for building units from factories
Super Weapon Fabricator- 75% metal and cook time reduction for a nuclear weapon is OPAF you can finish the game in 7-10m if you know the enemy is on another planet.
This set ensures games max 7-10m
Posted 26 July, 2019.
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3.5 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
gg
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.2 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Waste of A LOT of money worse that the 1st Watch Dogs disgusting controlls mapping for PC or you might play with a Controller xD yeah like an idiot
Posted 28 June, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Trust me even after seeing the reviews this game is not worth is worst idea fap simulator which works exactly like hero clicker or sakura clicker tho in this stupid game you only click and do not earn anything total 5 of which every stage is about 1m MAX not worth my $ I do not recommend it to anyone sakura clicker is better it even has a nude patch
Posted 18 May, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Totaly not a good game tho if you wanna kill 20m of your time for a $ ok tho I did'nt like it at all after the first 5m of the game I had seen everything and out of boredomness I played a bit more and understood that the best attack meta is to spam right hand fastest and most dmg-able you're welcome
Posted 18 May, 2017.
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4 people found this review funny
32.5 hrs on record (32.2 hrs at review time)
My Grand Father smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, ''If you ever want to see your grandchrildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.''. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized was exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died on lung cancer. It was sad, it really destroyed me. My mother said to me ''Please, Don't ever smoke, Don't put us through like your grandfather did.'' I agreed and i've never touched a cigarette. But it doesn't matter anymore. This game gave me cancer anyway! Do not get it you will get EAC ban without doing anything wrong!
Posted 13 December, 2016. Last edited 9 February, 2017.
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560.7 hrs on record (276.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I like this game but after 280+ hours I find this game irratating here is why:
*The devs are pedophiles they add child-like characters that talk by ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up way for a child character I really do not like Willo(this is a character's name if you have not played the game)
This is the worst of all I find it disgusting.
*They are mass publishing new skins making me give them more money I spent atleast 300$ for gems so I can have all their limited skins WHICH ARE NOT LIMITED AT ALL, because they just publish them back again with prices at 50% cheaper making me hate myself for buying it so early.
*Good thing is that if you get something from the chests (ONLY THE ONES YOU PAY WITH GEMS FOR WHICH YOU PAY REAL MONEY usually) you will not get the same item again or worse one like other games (Counter-♥♥♥♥:Good Only4Gaben) tho you can not sell them in the community market
*The game even in BETA is not buggy USUALLY the servers aren't so good from time to time also the ranked system is ♥♥♥♥ if you lose one COMPETITIVE you lose 50 points if you win you win 10-25 at least thats my experience.
*Even tho THIS GAME HAS VOICE CHAT no one seems to use It I can not find it usefull at all also I forgot for its existence few days after its release. This is because the devs are idiots and didn't made voice chat in-game in a earlier patch
Overall this game is good but not verry good better get Overwatch you will spend more money here anyways because they charge way too much for the skins which are not limited at all worst part? No the pedophilia is the worst part if you do not know what I am talking about check Willo and the way she talks and acts dusgusting I really want her get a redesign.
Posted 23 November, 2016. Last edited 28 June, 2017.
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6.4 hrs on record
First I want to say that the game was bought by me for only the background which was 30 euro too freaking expensive but a beautifull background then i started the game to get cards ofcourse i wanted to do something on my PC so I said to myself why i dont try this game it could be fun started playing and i was amused by the greatly written text and good names of the characters "Christ Brunch" and "Leia Ephelis" and other great names like those later while I was still playing i saw some great conversations without wrong meanings like this one ENJOY!!!
Character A: Your friend? Really i want to meet her. She must be an excellent composer to write such a melody!
Character B: Yes she was but unfortunately she had passed away.
Character A: ...I'm sorry.
Character B: That's ok it's your turn now.

I GIVE THIS GAME 15/10 WOULD GIVE MY MONEY FOR "GAY CHRIST BRUNCH" BACKGROUND AGAIN.

Edit:I bought the background anyways dont waste your money just buy the background
Posted 17 May, 2016. Last edited 5 June, 2016.
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