pipikopf
oh hellodge   United States
 
 
I'm looking to translate or create a German equivalent to the American English word, shart. A shart is an attempt to fart but results in a little ♥♥♥♥. An unpleasantry that makes a person miserable and the situation dire.

i put my actual game reviews here: https://www.backloggd.com/u/carawaycolt/
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6:03 PM - shibex: the white devil never rests


9:58 PM - shibex: i started looking at noses
9:58 PM - shibex: like
9:58 PM - shibex: lady noses
9:58 PM - shibex: if you start noticing noses
9:58 PM - shibex: it feels weird
9:59 PM - weave: now you nose best
9:58 PM - shibex: like the auto breathing thing
9:58 PM - shibex: you make me want to die more every single day


5:59 PM - sleepy: im really tired
5:59 PM - weave: SOUNDS LIKE
5:59 PM - weave: YOURE
5:59 PM - weave: SLEEPY
6:00 PM - sleepy: i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you


10:13 PM - sleepy: weave
10:13 PM - sleepy: whats it like to have friends
10:13 PM - weave: hi
10:13 PM - weave: idk ask somebody else


12:41 a.m. - shibex: when he dies
12:41 a.m. - shibex: i'll get his ashes
12:41 a.m. - shibex: put them in a meat burrito
12:41 a.m. - shibex: so he can tear my ass up one last time


2:46 AM - sleepy: you're gay weave


12:14 AM - shibex: .
Now watch me whip!
😜
👊/||_
/¯ ¯_
Now watch me nae nae
👋
\ 😳
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/¯ ¯_
12:15 AM - weave: please stop


2:40 AM - weave: dingos arent real
2:41 AM - shibex: i googled it
2:41 AM - shibex: it's real
2:41 AM - weave: i know shibex
2:41 AM - weave: i wanted you to google if dingos are real
2:41 AM - weave: do you feel silly now
2:41 AM - shibex: how could you dominic


10:21 PM - weave: have you ever had to eat your own semen
10:21 PM - vinny: dued
10:21 PM - vinny: in what situation
10:21 PM - vinny: do you HAVE to eat your own semen
10:22 PM - weave: a man puts a gun to your head and tells you to eat your semen


2:08 AM - weave: i just threw up in my mouth
2:08 AM - shibex: nice to see you too


12:16 AM - shibex: went through the entire house with the uuh
12:16 AM - shibex: spaghetti broom
12:16 AM - shibex: forgot name
12:16 AM - shibex: one second
12:16 AM - shibex: mop
12:16 AM - weave: spaghetti broom
12:16 AM - shibex: i do with what i have


3:21 AM - weave: im going to bed
3:21 AM - shibex: i hope you wake up dead
3:21 AM - weave: me too kevin


7:13 PM - cartholomew: imagine wanting to kill yourself
7:14 PM - weave: HEH i dont have to imagine


5:37 PM - nasal bukkake: will I never have internet again
5:37 PM - wreath: you're missing a lot of good memes
5:37 PM - nasal bukkake: weave I didn't know Castro had died until like 2 day ago


8:12 PM - die bich: marry me, you beautiful communist bastard


7:11 PM - weave: https://gyazo.com/d071439ac97fae89ccfbca316f7a8335
7:11 PM - weave: i made this
7:11 PM - Beans: you share a lot of similarities to this
7:12 PM - Beans: both you and this shouldn't have been made


9:36 PM - existential crisis man: a burger is a sandwich
9:36 PM - weave: all burgers are sandwiches
9:36 PM - weave: but not ALL SANDWICHES
9:36 PM - weave: ARE BURGERS
9:36 PM - weave: ALEX
9:37 PM - existential crisis man: why are you getting so heated over this
9:37 PM - weave: I BET YOU THINK HOTDOGS ARE SANDWICHES


12:12 AM - weave: 90% of these are you
12:12 AM - shibex: im a quotable man


8:16 PM - shibex: do donkeys have bigger ♥♥♥♥♥ than horses?
8:17 PM - weave: why would i know


6:23 PM - weave: https://gyazo.com/7ee9051eee89f91bde37b436d02821fb
6:27 PM - atlas: ♥♥♥♥
6:27 PM - atlas: THIS IS THE WORST
6:32 PM - weave: I don't need your wings anymore 🅱eter


7:40 PM - weave: im going to watch a bob ross video and go along with it in ms paint
7:41 PM - weave: ill report back with the results in approximately 28 minutes
7:41 PM - shibex: why
7:41 PM - shibex: are you that bored
7:41 PM - weave: why not kevin
7:41 PM - weave: what are you doing with your life


vinny: do you wanna play aoe2
wienersmacker69: i dont own that video game vinny
vinny: steam literally tells me U do
wienersmacker69: ah
wienersmacker69: vinny i have 460 games i lose track
wienersmacker69: ive never played it
vinny: you have 2 hours
wienersmacker69: ♥♥♥♥ you


8:15 PM - red bandit: this game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard.
8:15 PM - LucasandClaus: interesting!!!!!!!!!!!1
8:15 PM - LucasandClaus: Rip
8:15 PM - LucasandClaus: Do You know What ELSE
8:15 PM - LucasandClaus: is hard.
8:15 PM - LucasandClaus: OMG speaking of do u wanna see
8:15 PM - red bandit: Please do not show me your benis.


2:05 AM - weave: do you take this lady to be ur lawfully wedded SouljaBoyTellEm
2:07 AM - LucasandSantaClaus: i YOUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu
2:07 AM - LucasandSantaClaus: cos it rhymes with. do.
2:07 AM - LucasandSantaClaus: :)
2:07 AM - LucasandSantaClaus: :(.
2:07 AM - weave: why not just say i DOooooooooooooo.


5:32 PM - teiuaros: you ever just stay up for 13 hours then sleep for 14
5:32 PM - weave: i never sleep for more than 5 hours
5:32 PM - weave: my body is broken
5:32 PM - weave: i am in shambles
5:32 PM - weave: i sound the horn
5:32 PM - weave: BBZBZBZZBZBZZZZZZZZZZZ
5:32 PM - teiuaros: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


12:47 AM - weave: hey
12:47 AM - weave: :TheD::A::TheD::TheD::Y:
12:47 AM - teiuaros: WHY
12:47 AM - teiuaros: WHY IS THIS POSSIBLE


1:09 AM - guitar solo: i know someone with a clown fetish
1:10 AM - ball stretcher: kill them


9:47 PM - weave: i hope searching for mahmoud awad didnt mess with my auto generated hatsune miku playlists


10:47 PM - taint slapper: normal racism is okay


12:06 AM - hatsune michael: based and pinkpilled actually
12:07 AM - bride: based as ♥♥♥♥
12:07 AM - bride: agreed
12:07 AM - bride: based
12:07 AM - bride: BASED
12:07 AM - bride: imma
12:07 AM - hatsune michael: based
12:07 AM - bride: hmm
12:07 AM - bride: based


9:23 PM - LILDICKGIRL666: my mom has her sister over
9:23 PM - LILDICKGIRL666: aka my aunt
9:23 PM - LILDICKGIRL666: and her brother aka my uncle
9:23 PM - LILDICKGIRL666: and they drank like 7 beers
9:23 PM - weave: "my aunt and uncle are over" is how a normal person would say this
9:23 PM - LILDICKGIRL666: a liter each beer
9:23 PM - LILDICKGIRL666: shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth you piece of ♥♥♥♥


1:43 AM - pipikopf: my back hurts a lot too come to think of it
1:43 AM - AJK: posture
1:43 AM - pipikopf: but thats because of this gigantic schmeat i pack around all day
1:43 AM - AJK: no it's because of your posture
1:43 AM - pipikopf: and my gigantic schmeat
1:43 AM - AJK: it is not because of that


8:59 PM - taint Slapper: finally time for racism


7:43 PM - teiuaros: cara you make some of the most cursed things i've ever seen


3:14 PM - taint Slapper: get me a bumper sticker that says ID RATHER BE GAGGING ON FEMBOY ♥♥♥♥
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10/10

pros:
-spooky
-makes you think about life

cons:
-makes you think about life
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el generico 25 Thg06, 2023 @ 4:07am 
ok I never wanted to explain this because I thought it was more magical if I didn't tell you but I never actually thought Big Chungus was that funny, I was laughing because I was thinking about how dumb chungus culture is and then people asked me why I was laughing and I said "big chungus" and then I started laughing even harder because the concept of me finding big chungus so funny was extremely funny to me and it just became a feedback loop where I was laughing about the fact that I was laughing about big chungus
el generico 30 Thg05, 2023 @ 7:05pm 
ok I never wanted to explain this because I thought it was more magical if I didn't tell you but I never actually thought Big Chungus was that funny, I was laughing because I was thinking about how dumb chungus culture is and then people asked me why I was laughing and I said "big chungus" and then I started laughing even harder because the concept of me finding big chungus so funny was extremely funny to me and it just became a feedback loop where I was laughing about the fact that I was laughing about big chungus
Gum Ass 20 Thg05, 2023 @ 5:12pm 
ok I never wanted to explain this because I thought it was more magical if I didn't tell you but I never actually thought Big Chungus was that funny, I was laughing because I was thinking about how dumb chungus culture is and then people asked me why I was laughing and I said "big chungus" and then I started laughing even harder because the concept of me finding big chungus so funny was extremely funny to me and it just became a feedback loop where I was laughing about the fact that I was laughing about big chungus
shibex 18 Thg05, 2023 @ 9:37am 
uganda nuckle
cat 15 Thg04, 2023 @ 4:17pm 
ok I never wanted to explain this because I thought it was more magical if I didn't tell you but I never actually thought Big Chungus was that funny, I was laughing because I was thinking about how dumb chungus culture is and then people asked me why I was laughing and I said "big chungus" and then I started laughing even harder because the concept of me finding big chungus so funny was extremely funny to me and it just became a feedback loop where I was laughing about the fact that I was laughing about big chungus
Gayson Pourne 28 Thg03, 2023 @ 7:20pm 
ok I never wanted to explain this because I thought it was more magical if I didn't tell you but I never actually thought Big Chungus was that funny, I was laughing because I was thinking about how dumb chungus culture is and then people asked me why I was laughing and I said "big chungus" and then I started laughing even harder because the concept of me finding big chungus so funny was extremely funny to me and it just became a feedback loop where I was laughing about the fact that I was laughing about big chungus