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15.5 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
This game is very fun and fair up to the section past CEO. While you might criticize me for saying that a section past the main game is badly made enough to give the game a negative review, it's bad enough that even the most basic mechanics fall out of the way for this part of the game. You have no idea how many times I have failed, having completed the entirety of the base game, the FIRST JUMP of the post CEO portion. It's simply incredibly inconsistent and unfun. Do you enjoy jumps that if you even miss the tiniest inkling of correctness will have you faceplanting into a wall? Do you enjoy having those incredibly precise jumps immediately followed by crappily made junk that if you have barely too much speed you'll fly off the whole map? Me too! How about tiny little ledges that you have to transfer between (But remember, your little bald man has MAGNET FEET so you'll fall off even trying to transfer a few feet between them?) Oh and how about a precise platforming section, when NO part of the entire game has been one up to that point? That's a great idea huh? How about you stick to what you know, what the whole base game was built around, instead of trying stupid crap in the last 10% of the experience? Oh wait, that would make too much sense
Posted 30 December, 2024. Last edited 30 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
3.5 hrs on record
Game doesn't work correctly on either side of co-op connection. Grab doesn't consistently work, controls will have to be rebound every session that is hosted, even the menu UI glitches when you get your mouse on it. Obviously very sloppily made and I feel bad for anyone who bought this game
Posted 16 October, 2024.
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84.2 hrs on record (82.8 hrs at review time)
Best underwater game I've played
Posted 17 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Yeah it was pretty good
Posted 24 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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24.8 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
I really love the game so far (shut up haters!!!). The plot is engaging and has many unsuspecting twists and turns.
Posted 6 July, 2014.
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