Buying games:
*Buys games for people so they'd play them with her.*
"It's not a gift, it's an investment!"

Playing games alone:
*Stares at a list of 100+ unfinished games, proceeds to install yet ANOTHER sandbox or a clicker game*
"Why did I install this again?"

Playing games with others:
*Keeps getting distracted by side-quests and random mucking about*
"But beating up each other with giant phallic objects is the best part of co-op!"