Recent reviews by cJax

most underrated rockstar game. slightly dated graphics in 2018, but still a classic game to enjoy. facial recognition is brilliant, and the cases are so interactive and immersive.

10/10 would doubt again

this isnt just a minecraft clone with guns, it's an in depth multiplayer survival game with amazing progression. By far the best thing about this game is the communities you will be a part of in servers, its almost tribal. There is something for everyone, you can be a lone wolf, or stick together with as many friends as you can find and dominate a server.

10/10 pls no kill im naked

Hilarious game to play with a group of friends.

Basically Gmod prop hunt with power-ups.

So far so good, apart from that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid puzzle for accessing DiMA's memory. Most boring and tedious part of the story. Took me 90 minutes to complete it, and it wasnt even that crutial to the story. Hand me the bleach.

why the ♥♥♥♥ are you looking here, buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game you ♥♥♥♥!

Despite what people are saying, with 152.5 hours on record...

This game is aids.

Go play GTA or some ♥♥♥♥.

You're welcome.

Things you will learn from CS:GO...

1. If you are English, you are in the minority, so learn some Russian (Cyka Blyat is a good place to start) or just speak in an eastern european accent, that works too (it actually does)

2. Your mother seems to get around eastern europe, as told by young people, who definitely shouldnt be allowed to play the game.

3. The best part of the game, BY FAR, is competitive, but prepare yourself for up to 20 hours of casual hell before you can get there. I wont spoil how fantastic it is.

4. Find some friends to play with to boost your initial rank out of the silver ranks, ♥♥♥♥ silver, gold nova is actually easier because people actually have brains there (sometimes)

5. Buy a headset with surround sound, just do it.

6. Don't rush round corners like a mad man, this isn't Call of Duty.

7. Make sure your body can withstand environments of high salt content.

8. Play at least once a week to get your weekly skin drop, you can actually make money from this game! (ez skins)

9. Be a good team player, and you will go far in this game. You don't have to be the best, but good callouts - even just 'there is X amount of enemies on bombsite B' is great information that could lead to a round win. Also if you have a good amount of money, buy for your team mates if they don't!

10. Watch out for hackers. They're all over the place.

I have an AMD graphics card...

The game came out nearly 2 weeks ago.

The game is still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken.

This game is Skyrim with guns, and I'm not denying that. However I dont see how that is a bad thing, because Skyrim is a great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

You don't have to have played the other Fallouts to play this.

9/10 would wander again.

It's L.A. Noire meets Casper the Friendly Ghost...