"Gamers are dead"

"God is dead" - movie guy

"I'm gonna die soon base your plan for the next fifty years off of what I want" - old people

"I learned how to hack from Watch_Dogs" - Dildo'Riley

"Turnip for what" - obama wife

"It's like Far Cry with swords 10/10" - IGN

" This is a serious business. [i.dailymail.co.uk]" - me

"Go ahead, B-. You'd be just my type." - Vladimir



Skewl where u lern r00ls
1. u make me when you add me 2 spam emotes wiked cool
2. I am the embodiment of everything and everyone you hate, be sure to say so in the comments!
C. I love you
4. Except for you
5.
6. Ask me overly forward sexual questions :^)
Loser. I laugh at my own jokes

Ragnar The Bloody Butcher: no loot?
Candied-Posterior: loot has been removed from the game after some players complained they weren't getting enough
Artaan: my ex-wife did the same thing w sex
Me-Urra: Outsourced it?
Ragnar The Bloody Butcher: lulz

Yiffy。the Fox。: am I roleplaying accurately yet
Huskehn: jesus mother of ♥♥♥♥ that is terrifying

Turbo Lover: ♥♥♥♥, is that how young the people in this chat are
Turbo Lover: That they have homework
Turbo Lover: I'm out
Turbo Lover left chat.
Artorias: lol xD
Deercember。♥♥♥♥。: I guess that means Turbo is like forty years old
Artorias: 5k hours in team fortress ...

Artorias the Anuswalker: ♥♥♥♥ we got some 1000 hours dark souls 2 veterans up in here
Artorias the Anuswalker: they probably play all day unlike me who has an actual life
"If you don't think the souls games are the best series ever then you should probably crawl back into your mother's womb and unborn yourself ASAP and you probably suck at the game. gtfo casual" - Artorias the Anuswalker, 70 hours into Dark Souls II

6:28 PM - Huskehn: "I don't have a router, I got two modems for both my computers"
6:28 PM - Huskehn: this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lady is paying for two internet connections every month
6:28 PM - Huskehn: instead of getting a router

2:07 PM - SHODAN: ♥♥♥♥, it concerns me you're only a state away from me
2:08 PM - SHODAN: because that means that we're only ONE border away from sloppy gay sex

6:40 PM - Huskehn: ferrets are illegal here I wanted to get one and name it Derek
6:45 PM - Dragon。♥♥♥♥。: I told you they are
6:46 PM - Huskehn: I'm still gonna get one ♥♥♥♥ the police

10:52 PM - kyelfi: i have sucked ♥♥♥♥ in a bathroom
10:52 PM - kyelfi: aka bathroom slut :^)

4:46 PM - Crash Bear: touch me
4:46 PM - 🌟Dragon。♥♥♥♥。: may b
4:47 PM - Crash Bear: pleasee
4:48 PM - 🌟Dragon。♥♥♥♥。: mmmm
4:48 PM - 🌟Dragon。♥♥♥♥。: k
4:48 PM - Crash Bear: ty
4:49 PM - 🌟Dragon。♥♥♥♥。: *touch*
4:49 PM - Crash Bear: ty bby
4:50 PM - Crash Bear: fuel my raging homosexuality pls