I was pissing, he walked in the bathroom, grabbed my meat & squeezed it as hard as he could, cutting off my stream mid-piss, "you wanna get back to the playoffs?" he asked. I nodded. "Well you listen to me, I made it there last year, you didn't. This is my team now." I nodded " yes sir" I replied. "Good, now pull up your pants, you're done pissing."