Recent reviews by Hamburger Time

Damn it's good.

ONE. MORE. LOOP.

Seriously though the soundtrack is GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvnxWqYzF1E

It would be good if you good actually play it. 10/10 game. 2/10 port.

Crashes, poor performance, optimization, bugs and graphical glitches. Bluescreens your computer. Forces you to use the Rockstar Launcher like GTAV. Online would be good despite being a loading screen simulator mega grind cash grab that encourages you to buy Gold or spend hours farming cash if the game wasn't such a chore to try to get to run smoothly. I beat the single player on console and had hundreds of hours on it, this port is nothing but a dissappointment.

Maybe try in 6 months when the game may be fixed. Also Rockstar please make it so animations are skippable. Seeing the skinning and cooking animations is cool 2 or 3 times. By the 600th time I know you're wasting my time and it's an annoyance to know certain activities are literally just a waste of time waiting game.

Davai! Oi blin it is good. Russkiy Fallout free from taint of Western society. Hard as life in Communist Slav society. Very punishing. Very fun. Expect to die trying to run away from bandits with machine guns while all you have is a homemade pipe gun that jams half the time. Get addicted to vodka and catch diseases from mutant "service" women because condoms are a rarity in the wastes. I recommend.

Its a good port. Controller support works very nice. Hopefully We Love Katamari is next.

It works pretty good and is easy to find wallpapers and also make your own, if you're into that sort of thing. Very cheap for so much functionality, variety, and ease of use. I recommend. It's also full of fracking weeb stuff so if you're the kind of person that needs to see Hatsune Miku dancing on your desktop or you want to see your favorite moe anime girl NCOP playing forever on your desktop well now you can.

Recommended only if you really like the first one and it's heavily discounted.

The game is locked to 30fps but can be unlocked with a 3rd party download (reccomended) but physics are tied to Framerate so things are slightly janky at 60fps. You can get the game to have no FPS cap but then its borderline unplayable and the menus are impossible to navigate. It has controller support (I used Xbox controller) but even then some of the options and menus still require to use a controller.

This game is a mess. The first one is janky as hell but this game feels unfinished. It really feels like it was 75% done and then their deadline was pushed up forcing them to release the game early. The game is very short as a result and later levels are very rushed, empty, and souless. Even the final boss fight with Darth Vader is an incredibly tedious and unfun platforming mob fest with platforming that ends with you just hitting him a bunch with your lightsaber then a QTE finisher.

The framework is good but it lacks polish and finish. The physics are good, the gameplay is fun when its not half baked. The force powers and gameplay are simplified and stronger compared to the first one making the game much easier. You start with more Force meter and it regens MUCH faster compared to the first one. Combos boil down to mashing X and then a force power like "XXXBXXX". Using force push to throw 6 storm troopers is still satisfying but the way force powers interact with a lot of enemies is unsatisfying. Some enemies require you to basically spam force lightning on them or simply shrug off all your force powers so you have to use your lightsaber, but this just leads to it being easier to grab them.

Later levels are very very empty with many sections just running through empty hallways with zero enemies or anything to do. Sometimes its just kill stormtroopers and a big droid, move a battery, walk empy hallways, rinse, repeat.

The voice acting is mediocre as before, there really isn't very many characters in the game. The dialogue is awful and feels like it wasn't completed e.g. Vader will spout cycling generic lines "I will always be your master." "I will defeat you a thousand times." to which "Starkiller" replies "I'LL KILL YOU!" and then "I WILL KILL YOU!".

The story is trash but so was the first one, the story in this is worse though because its so small, short, and unfinished.

The game has DLC but it's not accessible except through workarounds and even then all of it isn't even though the files for it are downloaded.

I bought it mostly for Tetris, the fact its taken until 2018 for there to be a good Tetris game on Steam is crazy. It's a good game, Puyo Puyo is a fun game, fusion mode is neat. Works wells, has good multiplayer options, has actual online, multiple control types, controllers work well, runs good, haven't ran into any bugs or crashes. Has a lot of content. Features optional Japanese VA for all you weeaboo filthy gaijins who want kawaii uguu seiyūs in your games.

This is a good port, I recomend it if you like Tetris, Puyo Puyo or just puzzle games in general.


GOOD TETRIS ON STEAM, FINALLY!

Similar combat to Chivalry but with MAGIC that takes various forms, skillshots, mobility, defensive, etc, similar to abilities in a team based shooter such as Overwatch or Paladins. Pretty fun and has a lot of potential but its dead game central. The game launched dead on arrival and is struggling to get past it even with it being free for a day. Sticky situation for sure since nobdy wants to play a dead game but its a dead game because nobody plays it.

If it gets a bigger playerbase I'd reccommend it.

It has hella dank emotes like Trump, Bernie, or Wojak, that can sell for more than the game itself+cost of cards.

Oh and it's a pretty standard arena type Hunger Games kinda simulator and you can make custom characters. Make your weeaboo dreams come true by filling the arena with Naruto and Dragon Ball characters like the filthy gaijin you are, or have some grand waifu wars to see who is worthy of your affection.

I recommend it for the emotes.

Aid the shogunate in killing rebels, fight for glorious Nippon as a misguided partriot and stave off filthy gaijin influence, help the British Navy make peace and try to night crawl a blonde loli, or just be an edgy bloodthirsty rōnin and try to kill everybody.

10/10 would grind for swords again.