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46 of 50 (92%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:10am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:14am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:40pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:44pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:14pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:48am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:58am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:08pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:07pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:10am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:49am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:53pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:53pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:51am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:05am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:47am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:26pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:02pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:53pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:11am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:00am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:28am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:53pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 6:52am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 10:40am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:19pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:29pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:53pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 11:01am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:12pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:53pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:06am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:33am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:00pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:53pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:38am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:40am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:02pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:28pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 10:46am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:13pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:48am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:57am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:01am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:34am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 2:02pm



More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.