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Amative 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎𝚕 2020 年 7 月 16 日 上午 7:49 
Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
-- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"

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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
-- Evan Davis
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Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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No-one would have believed, in the final years of the Century of the
Fruitbat, that Discworld affairs were being watched keenly and impatiently
by intelligences greater than Man's, or at least much nastier; that their
affairs were being scrutinised and studied as a man with a three-day
appetite might study the All-You-Can-Gobble-For-A-Dollar menu outside
Harga's House of Ribs...
(Moving Pictures)

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He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.
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Man: She's a smoking little pistol, isn't she?
Peter: Are you a woman?
Man: No. [Peter punches him]

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Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.
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