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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:17pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:34pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:38am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:55pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:45am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:19pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:42pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:02pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:42pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:52am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:31am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:59pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:24pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:42pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:29pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:20pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:33am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:52am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:31pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:03pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:14pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:53pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:37pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:31pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:57pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 5:33am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:09am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:51pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 11:38am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:20pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:06pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:11am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:54am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:43am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:55am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:10am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:14pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:42pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:05am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:04pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:22am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:59am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:19am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:11am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:14pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:53pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:57pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:46am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:33am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:59am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:15pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:47pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 1:46pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:18pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:18pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:17am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:54am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:32pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:33pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:41am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:05am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:53pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:29pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:27pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:47pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:59am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:37pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:55am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:14pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:04pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:03pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:52pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:01pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:52pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:30pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:19pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:21pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:20pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:21pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:21pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:21pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:21pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:21pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:52pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:37am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:38am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:51pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:14pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:04pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:53pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:17pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:54pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:33am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:14pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:18pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:42am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:14pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:29pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:34pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:42pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:53pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:59am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:05am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:53pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:01pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:56pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:34pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:24am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:18am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:21am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:05am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:42pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:52pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:55pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:49pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:43pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:30pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:30pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:40pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:12am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:44pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:44pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:45am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:32am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:00pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:04pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:29pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:12pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:44pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:30pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:36pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:42pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:47pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:41pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:24am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:59pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:17pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:35pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:33am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:15pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:56pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:41pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:31am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:37pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:59pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:17pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:15pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:07pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:42pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:24am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:55pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:52pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:45pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:50pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:03pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:40pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:18am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:55am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:51pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:51pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:33pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:09pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:12pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:51pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:03pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:04pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:06pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:13pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:42pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:41am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:45am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:12am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:30am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:43pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:49pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:52pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:56pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:49pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:24am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:21am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:24am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:45am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:46am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:43am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:18pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:19pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:52pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:30am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:52pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:43pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:57pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:49pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:40am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:59pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:55pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:41pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:47pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:32pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:12pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:30pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:04pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:04pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:05am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:21am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:05pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:30pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:56pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:43pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:31am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:37pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:37pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:56am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:51pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:55pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:03pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:29am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:03pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:09pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:14pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:15pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:56pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:50pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:45am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:00pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:40pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:44am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:40am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:18am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:22am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:31am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:45am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:43am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:55pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:18pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:36pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:57pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:39pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:42pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:56pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:05pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:40pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 1:46pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:38pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:45am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:58pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:25pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:01pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:19pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:01pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:07pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:34pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:45am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:31am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:03pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:02pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:17am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:59pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 9:29pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:46pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:45am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:22pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:40am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:43pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:02pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:29pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:32pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 2:30pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:39pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:56pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:44am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:07pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:01pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:44pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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