5
Products
reviewed
109
Products
in account

Recent reviews by JustJama

Showing 1-5 of 5 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,233.7 hrs on record (1,021.3 hrs at review time)
.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
195 people found this review helpful
122 people found this review funny
57.4 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑️ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}--- (Performance will be worked on later)
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑️ Decent (To run the game)
☑️ Fast (To get 60 fps on 1920x1080)
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Graphics}---
☐ Open paint.exe and draw some lines and you got this game
☐ Some cheap online stuff
☑️ Average
☑️ Good (Depends on quality settings)
☐ You forget what reality is and when you look away from your PC screen you will look for a way to turn the graphics up

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑️ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑️ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☑️ Average (More will be coming in the future)
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Animations}---
☐ There is none
☐ The game would be better without animations
☐ You don't really think of them
☑️ Just good enough that you look at them every time you have the option too
☐ Will be hard to find better animations than this

---{AI}---
☐ No AI
☐ They are going in more circles than Scrooge McDuck when he is thinking
☑️ Just a normal AI (Will be improved later in development)
☐ You will think they are being played by other players since you cannot predict them

---{Audio}---
☐ No audio
☐ First thing you do is to turn it off
☑️ You don't really think of the audio
☑️ One of the better ones
☐ Audio is everything in this game
Q: Can you lower the game audio? A: Yes

---{Music}---(
☐ No music
☑️ Only main meny music (Will hopefully be in the game later)
☐ Average
☐ Extreme good music
☐ Eargasm

---{Gameplay lenght}---
☐ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☑️ Short (4 - 8 hours) (If you like to do things quick)
☑️ Few hours (10 - 20 hours) (Casual gamer)
☐ Long (21-60 hours)
☐ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)

---{Price}--- (Will increase during development, so buy asap)
☐ It’s free!
☑️ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ What is a bug?
☑️ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a bug
Posted 29 January, 2019. Last edited 30 January, 2019.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
5 people found this review helpful
20 people found this review funny
31.1 hrs on record (26.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Dying of heat simulator 2018

Would die of heat again
11/10
Posted 24 June, 2018.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
997.1 hrs on record (139.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
-Started the game for the first time
-Built a mining city without defenses.
-Got attacked because I poluted to much

11/10 would polute even more
Posted 18 March, 2018.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
157.9 hrs on record (57.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
  • Found Frying Pan in a house
  • Guy with shotgun came running into the house
  • His teammate tried to punch me
  • He shot his teammate
  • Killed the guy with shotgun with a Frying Pan
11/10 would kill someone with Frying Pan again
Posted 17 July, 2017. Last edited 17 July, 2017.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-5 of 5 entries