Minstrels Mmmmm 最近的評論

Honestly, the greatest game ever made...

Plot: A plot line with cutscenes that are ♥♥♥♥♥, i mean no and are 100% not longer than the missions.

Gameplay: Literally just a knife massacre

Graphics: Imagine the most beautiful thing you've ever seen then times that by 10 billion then you've got Alekhine's Gun

AI: You can literally just walk past any guard trying to stop you... I mean no

Bonus: Tank top guys that can detect you even when you're doing nothing... I mean no that

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This game is absolutely magical, imagine a game where your objective is to repair a broken lift but it's literally impossible to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1000000000000/10 best game ever made

Here as a summary of the plot: You are some random detictive/policeman/investegator man and you are tasked with finding a deed lassies body, you start in a massive house with no front door, just staring at a random shelf. Afterwards you run around the house looking like a huge mongo and being definitely scared by some ghost lassie. Then you go into a room of which you get trapped inside and have to go through the dam near impossible task of crouching and walking through a tiny hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (used exlamation marks to emphasize how scary and solid it was) Then when you escape the hopeless trap you then run down a hallway while the great voice actor licks his lips and then makes some weird gurgling noise. To round off an already brilliant game you then run down the other way of the hallway and see some lassie for 0.5 seconds and then the game ends and crashes.

Stuart Auld (when describing the game) - "Juicy juice" and "Why no say I mean no?"

Fraser Yuill (when describing the game) - "This is completely pointless" and "I mean no"

Overall score out of 5 billion...... 10 trillion

Here is few wee easter eggs for you:

1. If you click the middle mouse button you get some ♥♥♥♥♥ 3rd person but no 3rd person camera angle that makes the game 10 times harder to play. I mean funner

2. When you first load the game it asks you what graphics quality you would like, this is actually a huge prank by the developers as all graphics options are literally the exact same except for that if you put the graphics too the lowest quality it makes the game crash... jokes on us.

3.The very famous mirror that is ment to reflect your darkest fears from the game is actually just a sheet of metal that reflects random bits of dirt and has nothing to do with the background. :O ...

I mean no

4. If you stare at the ghost lassie at one point you can see her do random squats or yoga positions... HOW MINTED IS THAT!

5. This game is complete ♥♥♥♥♥, diny buy it

6. I mean no

Imagine a ridiculously long tutorial, unbelievably ♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay, multiplayer that doesn't work and never ending loading screens.

Basically the greatest game ever