dude cant hold cat on mirage for his life. DOnt que with him

After a long day of work I decided to hop on my pc for a competitive match of some good ole csgo. None of my friends were on so I took my chances and queued up solo. After approximately four minutes and twenty-eight seconds of waiting I finally got in a game on the map mirage. While my team and I were in the pre-lobby, I could hear this guy whispering to his girl. He would say things like "come here Lily" or "who's a good girl". I tried to ignore him for half of the game, but it got to the point where he would say things during clutch situations. We ended up losing the game with me top fragging and this guy at the bottom. "No, down!", he would blurt out every other round or "sit, sit". I'm genuinely worried about this guy. His relationship with his girlfriend sounds really concerning and I wish the best for him.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

buddy is boosted