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Swordfire 20 Jan @ 11:23am 
Expert gameplay
Arashizuru 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am 
Ready to take on the world?
Gardabei 13 Dec, 2024 @ 10:34am 
always bringing his A-game
tired 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28pm 
Yo jordo
Thonara 9 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35pm 
great communication
Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezn 7 Apr, 2024 @ 7:09pm 
-rep blatantly cheating in my video games
nosnibors 15 Mar, 2024 @ 11:21pm 
go play valorant and ruin those games. i cant believe youve wasted 5,000 hours on this game. get a job.
cW 27 Feb, 2024 @ 7:38am 
♥♥♥♥ down my neck in a comp game +rep
✪Desperate 27 Jan, 2024 @ 7:26pm 
+rep
2high 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13pm 
GG man!
Horatio 28 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41pm 
I'm telling you, Jordo is as cracked as they are jacked. I saw them at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked them what the diapers were for and they said "they contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then bhopped out the door.
https://leetify.com/2023/76561198311710201#friends
9b1t 18 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09pm 
plz explain demon time, 6 kills doesnt sit right
frog bones 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm 
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism..
76561199181655929 12 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42am 
i havr trade
Justin at the End 10 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13am 
The world will never be the same. It catches up with us all, the crushing grip of reality. Desperation and depression will consume you as it has me, and many others before. You will get what's coming to you. In due time.
2high 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:52pm 
I'M ON DEMON TIME 😈
Purp 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19am 
-rep not actually a girl
nbgee 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31pm 
I'M ON DEMON TIME 😈
Horatio 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42pm 
-rep never clutches
-rep bad awper
-rep bad teammate
-rep can never win 1v1's
-rep legshot machine
-rep bad pistol player
-rep toxic player
-rep bad friend
-rep plays fortnite
-rep 0 skins
-rep no skill
-rep bad aim
-rep never clutches
-rep bad awper
-rep bad teammate
-rep can never win 1v1's
-rep legshot machine
-rep bad pistol player
-rep toxic player
-rep bad friend
-rep plays fortnite
-rep 0 skins
-rep no skill
-rep bad aim
-rep never clutches
-rep bad awper
-rep bad teammate
-rep can never win 1v1's
-rep legshot machine
-rep bad pistol player
-rep toxic player
-rep bad friend
-rep plays fortnite
-rep 0 skins
-rep no skill
-rep bad aim
-rep never clutches
-rep bad awper
-rep bad teammate
-rep can never win 1v1's
-rep legshot machine
-rep bad pistol player
-rep toxic player
-rep bad friend
-rep plays fortnite
-rep 0 skins
-rep no skill
-rep bad aim
-rep hates on PatchyS
76561199098087939 25 May, 2022 @ 2:30pm 
signed by me :)
juicy goaty 4 May, 2022 @ 12:16am 
keep pretending to be something ur not :lunar2019laughingpig:
76561199163207941 7 Apr, 2022 @ 1:06am 
我之前跟你打过gogo
Jaywiz 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27pm 
Virgin
tyler 10 Aug, 2021 @ 11:57pm 
Anyone else here due to the parkour legend in the scene BN Swiftness? I've been chasing a dream searching for the one true Total Miner. One day I will find him. the One True King. One day...
Wintertime 12 May, 2021 @ 2:13am 
I’ve been a member of my gym for over 12 years and I started working out at the age of 13. I didn’t payed for my gym membership for the past 10 years because the owners realized just HAVING me there was a MAJOR boost to publicity and they honestly might as well pay for me to attend the gym instead of just getting it for free. I can literally bench 400 lbs so I suggest you work on your puny arms. Let me know when u stop consuming soy and start consuming protein like an actual male. My diet at this point is ~5000 calories a day (peanut butter, nuts, etc, proteen bar, stake, fish, protein shake).
nbgee 14 Mar, 2021 @ 7:14pm 
Toxicity doesn't lose games, bad players do.

o block survivor 5 Feb, 2021 @ 9:52pm 
uninstall you braindead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless chimp of a human being
peener bnong 26 Dec, 2020 @ 3:46pm 
ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
BigHenny 19 Dec, 2020 @ 1:08am 
Joe is gone! Yall done?
Horatio 18 Dec, 2020 @ 11:35pm 
Total Miner is a great game, from the early 360 I knew it would be a hit. Thus, I though myself into it and enjoyed every mode offered at the time. Eventually, I felt as though that I needed to give back to the community so I started to create parkour maps as well play them. Despite my best efforts, the former is what I began to be known for in the community.

While I am by no means trying to come off as a celebrity, that is the only word that is able to describe just how big of a deal I was in the community. The skills I had while playing through parkour maps were nothing less than amazing.

To be honest with those reading this, you will never be as famous as me within the Total Miner community. But I would still highly recommended purchasing this game.

Thank you for reading this.

- Total Miner Celebrity, Parkour King (BN Swiftness)
Zasida 17 Dec, 2020 @ 2:32pm 
+rep, add me
puck 18 Nov, 2020 @ 6:43am 
china no 1
Horatio 7 Nov, 2020 @ 12:06am 
I was jealous of Mario and peach
When I was 9 I was really jealous that Mario got to date Peach so to let my frustration out I turned on Mario Kart 64 and drove Mario off a cliff for 2 hours then went back to writing my fanfiction of me being Peach's bff and bf.
Horatio 7 Nov, 2020 @ 12:00am 
I would beat off a guy🙂
I would pee on a guy😊
I’m in need of a guy🙁
Apple tree, Apple pie🍎
If i was green, i would die🤢
I would bleed, i would die😵
I’m in need of a guide.🙄

Have a bee that’ll die🐝
I would eat up a guy🙃
I would heat up a pie🥧
I believe I will die🤪
I believe I’m a guy🦾
I believe I can fly🚁
I wish Bieber would die🙊
Horatio 6 Nov, 2020 @ 11:56pm 
♥♥♥♥ people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.
tyler 6 Nov, 2020 @ 11:54pm 
How much skill do you have?

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Horatio 6 Nov, 2020 @ 10:08pm 
It didn't take long for Reach to fall: our enemy was ruthless. Efficient. But they weren't nearly fast enough. For you had already passed the torch. And because of you, we found Halo, unlocked its secrets, shattered our enemy's resolve. Our victory — your victory — was so close, I wish you could have lived to see it. But you belong to Reach. Your body, your armor — all burned and turned to glass. Everything… except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild.
- Dr. Catherine Halsey, Epilogue to Halo Reach
Jurvie 11 Sep, 2020 @ 8:50pm 
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Connor^^^ 17 Jun, 2020 @ 6:58pm 
plays like the biggest baiter ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ive ever seen
Horatio 2 May, 2020 @ 10:05pm 
In Korea, heart surgeon.
🇰🇵GLORIOUS LEADER IS NOT DEAD 🇰🇵nsfw
Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Horatio 2 May, 2020 @ 10:05pm 
My teacher caught me jerking off to my crush in zoom class (OC)
nsfw
♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I can't believe it! Alright so today we're having class and my crush was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at her and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the teacher's words were going in one ear and right out the other. Then my crush got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, her fast ass was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my ♥♥♥♥ like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky ♥♥♥ covered my Kill-La-Kill shirt, the whole class was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole class saw my semi-hard ♥♥♥♥ in all its four inches of glory. The teacher kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been suspended indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the school for discrimination?
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HO LEE FOKN CHIT 11 Mar, 2020 @ 10:14pm 
-rep this guy suck fat pp at csgo
Gubins 11 Mar, 2020 @ 10:08pm 
-rep bad at csgo and claims everyone is cheating! real crybaby and loser
Jurvie 8 Jan, 2020 @ 10:36pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at hide and seek, very angry incel
WetWillie 31 Dec, 2019 @ 5:49pm 
insulted my fifteen year old age by calling me a "virgin loser" Clearly doesn't know what a loser is.
Horatio 16 Dec, 2019 @ 7:58pm 
What if you woke up one day to find out your nipples were completely gone like no scars. Just flat skin, and then once you leave your room you find out your Dad died last night. Several days later you find out your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them. Not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in.
Justin at the End 19 Nov, 2019 @ 2:44pm 
Give this rose to every gay friend you care about
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Rooosa 22 Oct, 2019 @ 7:49pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ gay