Look at this idiot, it's a wan way street

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What's up?
What was that?
What's what?
That song
What song?
Awrite that, I dunno, just a wee song I made up
You made that up?
Aye
That's beautiful

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Stay tuned folks, this could get interesting.

Right, this is somehing I came up wi' last week
This is Dez's idea to get yis aw roond
So if yous don't like it, blame him
And it goes a little something like this

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That's my boy
You're right it is beautiful
He's gonnae be huge

So, tell me why you're here
I've written a song, well a bit of a song and I think you might be interested
A bit of a song?
Aye
Not a whole song
Naw
Not an album of songs
Naw
Just a bit of a song
Aye

But I've been told it's really good, my friends and family have heard it
Who was it that gave you this meeting?
It was your assistant, I sang it down the phone to him and he said
Yeah that'll be Malcolm
I'll have to have word with him
Look you seem like a nice guy, you give no reason to think otherwise but I'm going to be blunt
I want you to LEAVE

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Star
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Yer faether would be proud.
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Yer faether would be proud.
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Yay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLgttjyrMw