*slow claps* *steps out of the shadows* Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.

hey i can see you've only played 312 hours of PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS. honestly i'm not sure what i expected. you look like you only enjoy games that last for maybe 5 minutes because your attention span is tiny. you've clearly never shot a gun in real life which is why you play games like over watch and counterstrike where aiming is secondary to memorizing recoil patterns. me and my friends tried to show you the light but you ignored us. well too bad for you. don't think i'm going to help you next time

welcome to my humble computer shop. 1 fixed computer == one groping session

if they ask me to fix their computer, i put my hand up and slip them a pre-typed letter, intimating that i will fix their computer, better than it has ever been fixed, if they will stand motionless for 3 minutes while i grope and fondle their body. i may also grunt and make noises of satisfaction. they are not to look at me, or make any faces, or mention it occurred to anybody. this can occur at a location of their choosing. only then will i fix their computer for free. this worked once in college but she was fat as hell. most other girls though just read the letter and roll their eyes. did you really think i would fix your computer for free, ♥♥♥♥♥? is this any different than you trading your entire ♥♥♥♥♥ for chad's resources? i am just making it explicit, and so i am the "disgusting" one. ♥♥♥♥♥.

WOW BIG TICKLES I have a matches fetish and I love how you strike the matches hard on the match box making them POP HARD on the match box it gave me BIG TICKLES I love the sound and smell of matches being struck hard and fast agressively and then blown out especially by a female BIG TICKLES for me it is very erotic

God you stupid kids, I really hope you're a kid because that's the only thing that could possibly excuse this type of autistic, and yes autistic as in the mental deficiency NOT your stupid internet slang, behavior that you're spilling everywhere. But i know you're not because easy truths are just that, easy to take in. I wish you would grow up with your stupid made up slang, "pasta" god it makes my face red. Awakens some primal rage that's been shoved away from big brother and their safety "vaccines". Why don't you communicate like a normal being? Are you like the others striving for a chance at Reddit good boy points? GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!!! Stop talking like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your slang, pasta really? Stop sitting all day at your fancy little computer mom and Dad shilled big bucks for and do something. Just like the rest of these guys your going to fail. Fail hard and flat on your face. Idiot open you're eye and swallow your medicine that is hard truths.

Like...who the **** do you think you are coming on my page and leaving nasty *** messages like that? Do you feel like a big guy because you can buy your own games and add them on steam? Does that make you feel like the ****, huh tought guy? I'm going to say this once. Back off from my girl. Don't ever come near her. If I hear that you are talking to her...I'm going to write a report and mention you harrasing her. I cant believe you man. On STEAM. Don't you have a life? Stupid little ****. You're so funny....SOOOOO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH. ****** idiot. And no this isn't even a ****** joke. Later, ******.

I've had enough of your 6 year old memes dude. Can you grab a personality please? Do you know how f*cking embarrassing it is having to explain to my girlfriend what's going on? I am utterly sick of this.

OK I don't care. You have vulnerability, as do a lot of girls. That is intensely attractive. The same thing that can provoke a mate's provision instinct should also provoke a father's paternal protective instinct for his daughter.

Jixid you are adorable. What this means is these same adorable cues are the same ones that provoke a potential mate to think you are simultaneously sexually nubile AND Need looking after in an almost paternalistic sense.

okay i needa tell somebody this ♥♥♥♥ is insane. okay so i was just like pouring this fruit cup down my throat (the fruit and the fruit juice). and out of nowhere i made that sound that u hear in hentai when they the girls mouth is full of ♥♥♥ and its full and she is trying to swallow. something liek that. and it was just wierd because i never thought it would happen like that unexpectedely but now i feel like i understand everything. see the thing is u dont think its going to happen becuase it NEVER happens when u consume food. Normally, that is. and this was just some kinda freak accident where it happened to me and i made that sound that u hear in hentai when the girl is really swalloing semen and her mouth is full,wow i still am pretty much in shock

[h1]are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?[/h1]
you're sharing protein
you're admiring masculine physique
being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity.

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen toight and make am ess of your pots and pans

that's very insensitive. i might not have the biggest penis but i have the biggest heart. i'll care about you more than you'd ever know and cherish you forever. i love talking to people about their feelings and comforting them when they're down. nothing gives me a brighter smile than giving out smiles :)

we should hang out sometimes, i think we'd really like eachother :D

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my ♥♥♥♥ out 😏 💯 😎 🍆

i put some rolls in my mouth

consider yourself blocked

ur a moomin m8

hey dude, just came back from the bar. took home 2 girls this time lol. banged 'em both. have a video of this ♥♥♥♥♥ just riding my ♥♥♥♥ like some ho, you know? its pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great, bro. i dig it. ill post it on your facebook wall. lol. see you in the club.

can you not objectify women on my steam wall

exci is a guy haha

Ok...who the **** do you think you are coming on my friends page and leaving nasty *** messages like that? Do you feel like a big guy because you can buy your own games and add them on steam? Does that make you feel like the ****, huh tought guy? I'm going to say this once. Back off from my girl. Don't ever come near her. If I hear that you are talking to her...I'm going to write a report and mention you harrasing her. I cant believe you man. On STEAM. Don't you have a life? Stupid little ****. You're so funny....SOOOOO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH. ****** idiot. And no this isn't even a ****** joke. Later, ******.

don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

Hey, this school project asked for a fincuck, are you available? Please respond on your profile so I know if you're available. I really need a fincuck.

as of right now am 17 and am tired of all these high school girls. i would considered getting one of these if i had the money. i should work on getting a job pays well during college and after wards as well. for 50k it will take about 2-7 years to save up for this robot. ♥♥♥♥ girls, they only hang out with hotshot, swag boys and bad boys. if possible i would dream going to prom with a robot.

just a kawaii japanese schoolgirl .^ and I love to play VIDYA GAMEZ!!! sumtims I can be really RANDUM :3 I love <3 animu and mango and it helps me get through rough times like when my favorite animu or mango ends!!!! THATS THE WORSE-desu!!! if u want to play any games with me just ask because I LOVE to just hang out and if anyone wants an imouto or onee chan, don't be nervous to ask :P

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

You ganna burn and burn and burn forever becuse allah is creatoin of world how did we born how did we have brain and how and the trees the space and every thing is born oat the end we will die but we ganna be with allah the muslim guy or women or child ganna be in the jene and what is jene is thing that allah creat for the muslims and for what is for the people be good ol time and they can have every thing
And if you was a baddd guy or anything like this you will burn for ever is much bad than normal burning and the jene you can be happy for ever ok

you really piss me off dude... whata ♥♥♥♥ dude?? your a meme spouting monkey

*gigglesquees* zomg!!

someone help this poor lad

exci Nov 8 @ 2:11am
kiri 31 Oct @ 6:08am
consider yourself blocked

kiri 31 Oct @ 6:08am
consider yourself blocked

consider yourself blocked

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Look mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm just going to go ahead and assume you're either ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ braindead of don't speak english. I have seen you do the latter so I'll say it's the former.

I have told you countless times NOT to comment on Kiri's profile and you still do it. She doesn't like creeps like you. It makes her uncomfortable. She only goes for guys who are like me and genuinely care about her. If you do it one more time there will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problems.

ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

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i need some inspiring memes can u help me my friend?

I don't know what planet you're from if you can't get this through your head. STOP. CREEPING. ON. KIRI. You don't deserve her attention.

Dude. Lay off. It's not funny anymore.

Hey,

I'm still pretty upset that you posted on Kiri (Kiririn)'s profile without my consent. This was boiling inside for a while but the feelings of anger finally came to fruitition just now. Please don't do this ever again. It aggravates me to no end.

Thanks.

im not a grl

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please ask me for permission before commenting on her profile

dont let this get ugly

t. you're worst nightmare

check out this new band my man its really good

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