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It's 1997 and you're downloading Pokémon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You've been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OAK.
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last played on 13 Jun, 2023
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last played on 5 Oct, 2018
❃Mango 26 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51am 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Han Soloqueue 29 Mar, 2019 @ 4:42am 
cheating piece of ♥♥♥♥
Khazan 5 Jan, 2019 @ 10:06pm 
+rep The Second Best ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hunter of all time
panzer 20 Jan, 2018 @ 3:47am 
-rep really bad at not winning!
alexandria 28 Oct, 2017 @ 10:04pm 
tru
alexandria 28 Oct, 2017 @ 9:45pm 
lemme get uhhhhhh smurf