Conquistas de JasoNMas73R em POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Alcançada em 12/fev./2016 às 8:41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Alcançada em 9/fev./2016 às 22:54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Alcançada em 12/fev./2016 às 9:50

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Alcançada em 4/set./2020 às 17:39

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Alcançada em 12/fev./2016 às 15:20

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Alcançada em 1/abr./2016 às 15:45

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Alcançada em 7/mar./2016 às 5:28

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Alcançada em 16/mar./2016 às 11:52

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Alcançada em 1/abr./2016 às 17:20

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Alcançada em 24/mai./2016 às 13:29

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Alcançada em 19/ago./2016 às 17:27

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Alcançada em 2/mar./2016 às 14:45

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Alcançada em 13/fev./2016 às 15:11

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Alcançada em 8/abr./2016 às 13:03

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Alcançada em 1/abr./2016 às 16:05

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Alcançada em 8/abr./2016 às 13:14

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Alcançada em 19/mar./2016 às 17:14

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Alcançada em 21/mar./2016 às 14:43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Alcançada em 8/abr./2016 às 12:47

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Alcançada em 7/mar./2016 às 6:03

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Alcançada em 19/mar./2016 às 11:52

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Alcançada em 8/mar./2016 às 9:03

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Alcançada em 15/ago./2016 às 12:33

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Alcançada em 12/fev./2016 às 15:26

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Alcançada em 13/fev./2016 às 15:06

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Alcançada em 19/mar./2016 às 17:13

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Alcançada em 2/abr./2016 às 13:00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Alcançada em 1/abr./2016 às 18:12

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Alcançada em 19/mar./2016 às 12:46

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Alcançada em 15/ago./2016 às 12:33

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Alcançada em 15/ago./2016 às 12:33

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Alcançada em 15/ago./2016 às 12:33

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Alcançada em 12/fev./2016 às 15:27

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Alcançada em 21/set./2020 às 6:06

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Alcançada em 2/abr./2016 às 12:50

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Alcançada em 12/fev./2016 às 8:23

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Alcançada em 19/mar./2016 às 16:58

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Alcançada em 8/abr./2016 às 13:22

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Alcançada em 7/mar./2016 às 5:49

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Alcançada em 19/ago./2016 às 16:13

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Alcançada em 9/fev./2016 às 22:54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 7/mar./2016 às 5:32

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Alcançada em 7/mar./2016 às 5:36

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Alcançada em 9/fev./2016 às 10:50

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Alcançada em 1/mar./2016 às 5:31

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Alcançada em 12/fev./2016 às 9:16

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 7/mar./2016 às 5:38

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Alcançada em 21/mar./2016 às 14:28

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Alcançada em 7/mar./2016 às 6:00

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Alcançada em 19/ago./2016 às 17:31

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Alcançada em 22/set./2020 às 16:17

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Alcançada em 1/abr./2016 às 16:37

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Alcançada em 16/ago./2020 às 15:18

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Alcançada em 6/mar./2016 às 13:07

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Alcançada em 4/set./2020 às 18:46

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Alcançada em 11/mar./2016 às 6:40

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Alcançada em 3/set./2020 às 15:53

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Alcançada em 13/fev./2016 às 15:09

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Alcançada em 15/ago./2016 às 12:33

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Alcançada em 19/ago./2016 às 17:33

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Alcançada em 1/mar./2016 às 4:39

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Alcançada em 3/set./2020 às 16:21

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

26 / 30