Wow, I really wanna be this dudes girlfriend!
He’s so cool and nice. He complains about how all women are the same a lot, which I think is super hot;)
He calls ladies dishwashers (great sense of humor! Super original and clever)
And he’s even charismatic! He opens doors for women and compliments them in hopes they will have ♥♥♥ with him! What a genius
And he’s such a good person. I mean... of course he’s not nice to men and ugly women! They’re not potential ♥♥♥ partners! But he’s very respectful of women. Hot women who he wants to sleep with, that is!
I, a petite Japanese woman with huge breasts, am incredibly attracted to him

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