Recent reviews by JBH3RO.ttv

Decided to give this game a whirl! Heard a bunch of fun things and of course a bunch of bad things. I don't let those things sway me and tend to want to find out on my own. Boy am I glad I did! Here is my experience!...

Created my bad ass pirate self
Selected the spawn area my friend wanted me to go, ready to rock!
Load in. Looking good. Checking binds. Hell yeah!
Take 2 steps forward, start falling infinitely.
Noticed I spawned INSIDE THE ROCKS
Can't move, just falling. I can punch the air around me.
Punch so much I exert myself to death! Almost. 1 HP.
Still 1 HP and falling. Infinitely.
Can't respawn until I die.
Someone in chat asks where I am and they will come kill me.
I AM FALLING FOREVER BENEATH THE ROCKS 1 HP AND A DREAM.
Can only refund the game within a 2 hour window.
I have to wait 1 hour to starve and HOPEFULLY die so I can respawn.

This is my current experience. If it changes, I will let you know. As for now, I'm still falling... with 1 HP.

I followed this game through development for many years. Even in the beginning from the first portrait made, to the final announcement of the game, the developer for this game has been up front, honest, and continues to be. This game has it all if you are into farming simulators. If you haven't purchased this game yet, and you're still reading this review, shame on you! Maybe I'll actually do a full review soon. :D