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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 3:40pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 11:23pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 11:23pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 18 May, 2013 @ 3:15am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:25am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 18 May, 2013 @ 3:15am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2013 @ 11:41am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 11:41pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 11:41pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 9:26am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:13am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:13am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2013 @ 11:30am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 11:37pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 11:37pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 9:17am

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:59am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:59am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 1:36pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 1:23pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 1:22pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 9:40am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2014 @ 11:41pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 4:08am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 18 May, 2013 @ 3:24am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 4:08am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:58am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:59am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 2:45am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 9:37am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:07am

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 4:33am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:30am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 1:31pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 2:50am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 4:16am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 1:14pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:31am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 4:12am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 9:26am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 9:28am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 2:45am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2014 @ 6:45am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:46am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:46am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:46am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:52am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:58am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:08am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2014 @ 9:37am

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:39am

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:39am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:42am

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:46am

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:42am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:56am

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:56am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:56am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 4:29am

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 4:29am

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 4:29am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 6:48am

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 6:48am

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 6:48am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 6:52am

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 6:52am

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 6:52am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:06am

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:06am

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:05am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:14am

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:22am

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 7:14am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:20am

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:20am

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:20am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:24am

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:24am

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 8:24am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:39am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:38am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:50am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:26am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 4:22am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 3:42am



Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
8,500 / 50,000

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
0 / 6

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
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