ERMOON CarlsonšŸŒ™
Jason Carlson   Dosso, Dosso, Niger
 
 
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Die in agony, dog
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1 VAC ban on record | Info
1246 day(s) since last ban
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266 Hours played
This game is extremely cancer. Itā€™s trash, and looks like something a degenerate orphan could throw together in 2 minutes, after watching a video basic game-design. I really wonder, how tf this game actually made it on Steam. Not only is it extremely inappropriate and sexual, it is also marked as free, but everything in the game costs as high as $30!

The playerbase (the approximately one-thousand ADHD diagnosed Ricegum wannabes), is nothing but idiots, mic-spamming and discussing why BLM is a good movement, when it is obviously racist. Apart from that, the game has a feature called ā€œPush to undressā€, where you can undress your character down to their underwear. This might not seem like an issue, but the characters are supposed to look like kids in their early teensā€¦

Apart from that, the ping is constantly 100+ because the server capacity is so low, they have you playing with people from all over the world. This is also annoying, because this game requires communication through voice-chat, and I donā€™t speak Rice-eater-language.
And as I stated; the game is marked as free. Cool right, it may be a pile of garbage manifested by cocaine addicted failed abortions, BUT THAT IS WHY ITā€™S FREE! ā€“ Hell no. Everything in this game costs you a fortune.

Unless you want to play against bots, you have to buy online multiplayer. Wtf is this? This ainā€™t Sony. I bought multiplayer for the small price of $2, but guess what. In order to gain access to play some of the different roles, you must pay for DLC-packets! Are you kidding me? --- Also worth noticing, since the game is free on Steam, and you buy online access on the game itself, you canā€™t refund.

The few oxygen-wasters/polish-kids, who actually bought all the DLCā€™s are toxic and trolling, since youā€™re unable to do anything against it. In the latest patch (at this time) number 19 was released, they removed the ability to mute people from voicechat since- ā€œCommunicating with fellow teammates is key in order to solve the mysteries. Therefor we have removed the function to manually mute specific people in game, since this ruins the purpose of the game.ā€

So, if you are literally only capable of using one of your 12 braincells, go ahead! Buy the game! Waste all of your allowance on it. To the people who actually has the ability to fully use your brain to think, please take this advice and leave this game to die a slow dead, as all of the ADHD-orphan-playerbase hopefully slowly die to obesity.
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the stinky 28 Jan @ 11:17am 
-rep his unc touches him at the cook out. thats why his butt hole is lose and dripin.
NIRVANNA666 12 Jan @ 8:25pm 
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āøø EBOY āøø 8 Jan @ 7:21am 
+rep tell ur priest to stop touching u <3
That Girl You Know 8 Jan @ 6:35am 
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Iā€™m gonna fist your dead dog so hard it, turn it into a hand puppet and make it bite your fat ass, you black 4ā€™4 unlovable freak looking geeky dumb ā™„ā™„ā™„ā™„ ā™„ā™„ā™„ā™„ cancer child. If you ever talk about my mom again, Iā€™ll prolapse your anus using a knife to carve out your prostate, and have you eat it. Then there will be no more pegging for you, dumb ass
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