-rep, didn't get that dub... smh

Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;;

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat medic, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)))

Merry Christmas.

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+rep tricky ♥♥♥♥

monster energy

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Shaman: You must be careful now to end the ceremony properly.
If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes
or bathe for four days.
Mulder: That's really gonna cut into my social life.

"The X-Files: The Blessing Way"

(over phone to M & S) Modell: Are you two just going to sit
there all night? ... You and your pretty partner seem awfully
close. Do you work well together?

"The X-Files: Pusher"
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Hey i don't know if your a wayv fan or not but if you would like to support them plz feel free to join my group thx you~

https://steamoss.com/groups/Wayvofficial

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I need sushi

Ming

don't you mean kookie

I want some zen chao

gayshen

boomin system u-up. ty track, ty track.

Im an asian cat

Jaemin<3

weeb ass ♥♥♥♥♥

♥ This is the windmill of friendship ♥ Repost if you also love your friends ♥

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why so rude sir

its aren sir aka airman aka ♥♥♥♥♥♥ aka whatever else names i have

rip

I recall being interested in what might be inside my penis at an early age. When I was 12, my older brother had his appendix removed. When he got home he told me how at the hospital when he could not pee, they had pushed a tube into the hole in the end of his penis and the pee came out through the tube. I thought that would be a neat thing to do so I found a piece of small rubber tubing about 15 inches long and proceeded to push it up into my penis. I had lubricated it with a bit of Vaseline and it went in smoothly for about 7 inches. Then it reached a very tender area but it did not hurt, it was just sensitive. I would later learn that this was when it was passing through the prostate. Then there was a bit of resistance before the tube surged forward and immediately urine began to flow through the tube. Wow. Neat. I could not stop it except by pinching the tube.

In those days, I would masturbate every couple of days, sometimes every day. The tube became part of the pre-masturbation ritual. I found that I could even jack off with the tube in, so that I could come and pee at the same time. I also found that with the tube in, I could gently blow into it and fill my bladder with air. With the bladder half full of air, when you pee, the pee comes out just like normal but then when it is gone, suddenly you get a bubbly blast of air gurgling out your pee hole. I used to like to go to school with a bit of air in my bladder and when we went to the rest room, I would have to stop the pee before the air came out. I didn't want everyone to think I was weird with a gurgling ♥♥♥♥.

I soon found a tube that was the largest I could get into the hole in the end of my ♥♥♥♥. This let out a much larger stream of pee, however it still took a long time to empty my bladder with it. By slipping the end of a toothpick into my pee hole, I learned that the diameter of the urethra was much larger than the hole at the end of my ♥♥♥♥. I decided that I would try to enlarge the hole. Obviously the urethra ran just under the skin on the underside of the head so I took a pair of sharp scissors and after a bit of pain, I clipped the underside of the head to open up the hole. Many years later I would learn that I had given myself a meatotomy. My original meatus was about ¼ inch long. It was now ½ inch long and I could slide the tip of my finger into the slot. The sides of the head would open a bit because of the curve of the end and the longer slit. Peeing was just the same as before.

I could stream well with the foreskin either closed or open. I tried a larg er tube up my urethra and, Boy, did that make a difference. Pee came out very fast. By this time, I was 16 years old and I was concerned that the school doctor or another doctor would notice the enlarged hole in the end of my ♥♥♥♥ so I decided to let it grow back together. Therefore, for two weeks, I refrained from putting anything up my ♥♥♥♥. After waiting that long, I stripped back the foreskin and took a look at the healing. It had healed up all right, but the healing was limited to the sides of the hole growing over so now I had a big hole, but neatly healed and it looked as if it had always been that way. I really liked that. It gave me a rush to thing about my big hole while I was lined up at the urinals with the other guys at school. My stream was just a little wider than theirs.

I soon decided that I needed to open it a little more because I could still go to a larger diameter catheter if the hole was a bit larger. I did it the same way as before and ended up with the slit going slightly past where the two sides of the head came together on the underside. Now I could get a 3/8 diameter tube all the way up my urethra. I could also get my finger further into it. The down side was that my pee tended to break into two streams, one above the other. I no problem at a urinal, however trying to hit a john, I had to pinch the upper part of the hole together to get a single stream. Still a neat feeling to know that you had changed your body a bit.

As time went on, I tried other things. The first thing I put up into my bladder was a BB. I started it up the urethra and then pushed it up with the tube until it was in my bladder. Then I could pee and it would come out. It I bent forward a bit it would not come out because it would not be right over the outlet of the bladder. Then while peeing, I would straighten up and it would come down the hose. I experimented with larger and larger beads and I found that my bladder could push out any round object that would fit up my urethra. I tried objects that float. To get them out you have to get yourself upside down and pee, so the outlet of your bladder is at the top.

If you want to experiment with placing objects into your bladder, always figure out how you will get them out before your start. I have worked with short pieces of tubing, inflated balloons, even a dime. All have been successfully removed.
Along the way I have developed a liking for the taste of my urine, so sometimes I will put some cola or iced tea in my bladder and then sip it out with a long tube that comes up out of my shirt.
Well the reader may think I am a bit loony but I have had fun experimenting with my water works. I know it's not for everyone, but if you are a bit adventuresome, give it a little try.
My only other advice to you guys out there is that if you have not had a meatotomy, you should really give it a try. It is easy to do at home, there is no down side to it, and the sensivity of the inside of that little hole is unbelievable.

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A guy just stopped by to say hello

+rep nice product review on free!

u make my donger rise

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

yeah i agree

what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ description of yourself on your profile

What the ♥♥♥♥

+rep, is a waffle irl

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

Stay strong

I just came to this profile through a friend because I was a bored but Festive has the best damned comment.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

yes

hi dreh ni tinvaak Dovah?