Giga Machina System » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
637 of 637 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:06pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:47pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:49am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 12:23am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 5:07am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:51am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:13pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:19pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:36pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:18pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:47am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 8:02am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:53am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:52pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:33am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:33am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 8:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 11:38pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:35pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:33am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 9:09am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 1:34pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:31am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 8:03am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:27am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:27am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:01pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:57pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:31am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:31am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:35am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:27am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:27am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:35pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm