I log on Facebook and the first thing I see is a penis on my profile picture. A one inch penis, I mean, who is this guy? Why does he want to make fun of me you know? My penis is not one inch it's three inches. Three inches! This mother- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I swear to God... He CHANGED my profile picture to a penis and comment on other people's walls like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. How immature is that? You tell me, how immature is that? I really don't understand, I don't under- how he got my password either, and on my wall he posted: "I will now show my penis" I mean WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS? WHO ARE YOU WHY DID YOU HACK ME? WHY? I WANT TO KNOW! WHY?

big chungus

Dang cat

Slime kat best kat

I am simple man if I see picture I like i give it thumbs up

Happy 1 Month anniversary! You are the light of my life and I love you more than anything else I wait with bated breath until we meet

didnt play as medic smh my head

MEDIC HEAL ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cutest gf ever <3

thank u i made it myself :)

Because I paid good silver for guts ok? Thats why i'm Donovan.

ok so here is the plan either one on April 1 we declare war on Israel and launch 30 warheads and invade them and leave on April 2 or We revoke the first amendment and install a dictator and then revoke the dictator on the 2nd its your choice

egg

Happy Valentine's day Sweetheart! May our days together be full of love and happiness! I love you so so so much!!!

i just wanna be your friend

 
Noble's Random Space Facts
 
Venus
 
Finding Venus is easy. Look up at the sky in the early morning/evening and point at the brightest object you see. Congratulations, you just pointed at an airplane. Let's try that again.
Yep, still an airplane.
 
Lets move on.
  
Venus was named after the Roman goddess of "Love" and "Beauty". The "Beauty" part must come from the fact that she's HOT! No, I'm being serious...Venus is stupidly hot. Its the hottest planet with temps of 462°C!
 
The "Love" part must be because she can give you a hug like nothing else. The pressure of Venus's atmosphere is the same as being 1,000 km deep under water.
I'm sure the Romans meant to name her "Black Widow", but wrote Venus by mistake.
 
But Noble, she's really shiny so we can see her easily in the sky. That's pretty cool.
Yes, but the clouds that make her shiny are made up of Sulfuric Acid, and that's pretty not cool.
 

 
"Random Space Facts" by Noble Expeditions
 
Mercury (No, not the thing you drink. The planet, silly!)
 
Do you enjoy celebrating New Years? A year on Mercury is only 88 days long!
Laugh at your friends back on Earth who celebrate theirs once every 365 days, those filthy peasants. That's a new Golden profile every 3 months!
 
Ever had an assignment due the next day but wish you had more time? You should've been living on Mercury. A single day there lasts 176 Earth days! I remember when I forgot to feed my cat one Mercury day. I now own a dog meow!
A single Mercury day is longer than its year!
 
Was your New Years resolution to lose some weight? Meh, that takes too much time. Head on over to Mercury and enjoy your new summer body right away! If you weighed 100 kg on Earth, Mercury's reduced gravity will ensure you don't tip the scales past 38 kg.
 
(btw...the 427°C heat might kill you)
 

not as cool as yours ;3

we like fortnite

we like fortnite

I've offically adopted you <3

 
Gather around ladies and gents! Its time for Noble's:
 
"Super Awesome Fun Time Game Playing Enjoyable Experience Wow Thats Cool"
(or "SAFTGPEEWTC" for short)
 
You might be asking "Hey Noble, what the heck is SAFTGPEEWTC"
 
How would I know? I'm just now hearing about this for the first time as well. I'm guessing its a game or an activity of some sort. The name doesn't seem to offer much info and the acronym is just way too long. Its the kind of name Miranda would choose. Who knows?
 
For today's SAFTGPEEWTC, the rules are simple. Stare at the dot in the center of the image for 15 seconds, then look away from your screen and look at any object that's nearby.
 
https://steamoss.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1637464381
 

I'm so sorry you had to go though that. At least we kicked the guy :) You're an awesome medic btw. Sorry I messed up there at the end, there were too many of them. Take care

 
Magic with Miranda 
 
Hey Wendy, do you want to play a game?
Sure. What's the game?
Its called "I'll hide and you attempt to locate me somewhere nearby, meanwhile I stay hidden because I found a really good hiding spot" game.
You mean "Hide and Seek"?
Yeah, thats what I just said. Why are you copying me?
That is NOT what you just said, you said....oh never mind, lets just play the game.
Do you want me to go over the rules first?
I'm pretty sure I know how to play hide and seek, so i'll skip the tutorial
You sure?
Of course I'm sure Miranda, its freakin Hide and Seek! Its the easiest game on the planet!
Ok, but don't say I didn't warn you....
 
https://steamoss.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1634250834
 

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Magic with Miranda 
 
Hi guys!
Where have you been?! It's been almost 3 weeks!
I've been busy helping a small village recover from a forest fire.
Your recklessness with fire spells better not have been the cause of that fire
Seriously Wendy? Do you really think I'd do something that dumb?
YES!
I just used "Splash" to extinguish some of the fires
"Some" of the fires?! What about the "rest" of the fires
Don't worry, I'm still putting them out right now
Oh. So since you're here with me then HOW ARE THE OTHER FIRES BEING PUT OUT!
I copied the spell to my clipboard and paste it 1000 times before I left.
 
Work smarter, not harder! That's my motto
 
https://steamoss.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1628617184
 

gud spells

+rep for of the nicest and most chill people you will meet in a while

this is so cute ♥

Qt gamer

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I watch anime in pizza hut

NekoToday at 6:38 PM
Now thats gay

Merry Christmas you beautiful and fantastic woman! Here's to a happy new year and another year with you!

Merry Chrismas and a happy new year -Mickey

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

He gon' find another girl and he wont miss ya!

Hit or miss? I guess they never miss huh?

hey neko , im your peruvian friend :D

lovely medic

 
Put down that Nintendo Dreamcast controller and gather around because its story time!
 
"The Tale of Noble the Knight"
 
Long ago, a knight named Noble served as the princess's guard. The princess never noticed him but he noticed her. In an attempt to gain her attention, Noble decided to enter the upcoming festival's talent show. Knowing that he lacked any sort of talent, he enlisted the help of a world renowned dance choreographer with no legs named Leon. Noble studied legless Leon's sweet dance moves but never quite understood them because he had trouble watching what Leon's legs were doing. After weeks of training and learning absolutely nothing, the day of the festival had finally arrived. A frustrated and hopeless Noble had no other choice but to perform in front of the princess with no real talent. Here is how it went:
 
https://steamoss.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1584150425
 

 
Magic with Miranda 

Hey Noire, can you perform magic as well?
I can transform into a goddess but I'd rather just punch my problems in the face
Here we go again. Yes Noire, we all know you have anger issues
Watch it Wendy or you'll be next
Oh, i'm so scared hahaha...uh oh!
 

 
What the fu...
 
Oh my god! You finally broke the curse....and my nose!
Wendyl? You're back?!
I'm back and i'm outta here. I'm not dealing with your recklessness any longer
HEY! You can't just abandon me like that!
Yeah, that's just mean!
Oh yeah? Watch me
Wendyl...before you leave, can I ask you something?
What?
 
 
 
Look, Wendy's back!
 
NOOOO!!!

Yuh, good medic here

You've just had your profile signed by one of the top 250 inventories on backpack.tf, it's that golden pan demo

"professional ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

That aint it chief