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ذات مرة، كان هناك رجل يدعى مايكلو أوكسولونغي. كان معروفًا في قريته الصغيرة بآلة رائعة في ملابسه الداخلية. ولكن في أحد الأيام، حدث شيء سيء للغاية لمايكايلو أوكسولونغي.. بينما كان يمارس الجنس مع أخته، دخل إليها عن طريق الخطأ؟؟؟ في هذه القرية الصغيرة، لم يكن هناك بالطبع طريقة سهلة للحصول على المساعدة الطبية. لكنه لا يستطيع تحمل تكاليف تربية طفل، ناهيك عن أخته؟ نظرًا لكونه الرجل الذكي مايكلو أوكسولونغي، فقد وضع بيلارد كيو في مهبلها، مما أدى إلى مقتل الطفل في النهاية.

En gång var det en man som hette Michaelo Oksolonghe. Han var känd i sin lilla by för ett enastående maskineri i sina underkläder. Men en dag hände något mycket hemskt med Michaelo Oksolonghe... medan han knullade sin syster, KOM han av misstag INNE I HENNE??? I denna lilla by fanns det naturligtvis inget enkelt sätt att få medicinsk hjälp. Men han hade inte råd att uppfostra ett barn, än mindre från sin SYSTER? Michaelo Oksolonghe, som är den smarta kille han är, satte en Billard Que i hennes vagina och dödade så småningom barnet.

Bir zamanlar Michaelo Oksolonghe adında bir adam vardı. Küçük köyünde iç çamaşırlarındaki olağanüstü makinelerle tanınırdı. Ama bir gün Michaelo Oksolonghe'nin başına çok kötü bir şey geldi.. kız kardeşini sikerken kazara onun içine girdi??? Bu küçük köyde tıbbi yardım almanın elbette kolay bir yolu yoktu. Ama bırakın KARDEŞİNİ, bir Bebek büyütmeyi bile göze alamıyor muydu? Akıllı bir adam olan Michaelo Oksolonghe, vajinasına bir Billard Que koydu ve sonunda bebeği öldürdü.

C'era una volta un uomo chiamato Michaelo Oksolonghe. Era conosciuto nel suo piccolo villaggio per l'eccezionale macchinario che indossava nella sua biancheria intima. Ma un giorno, a Michaelo Oksolonghe è successa una cosa molto brutta.. mentre scopava con sua sorella, le è venuto accidentalmente dentro??? In questo piccolo villaggio ovviamente non esisteva un modo semplice per ottenere assistenza medica. Ma non poteva permettersi di crescere un bambino, tanto meno da sua SORELLA? Michaelo Oksolonghe, essendo il ragazzo intelligente che è, le ha messo un Billard Que nella vagina, uccidendo alla fine il bambino.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was 22 years old, i threw a molly in her champagne, she ain't even know it! After that i had the raunchiest steamiest sex of my life. If you ignore this she will stick a BILLIARD CUE into your Urethra! This isn't fake. If u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes instead u will have the best of your life

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life

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B,ITCH, I FEEL LIKE TUNGSTEN, LUNGS ITCH FROM CRUMBLING PIFF
A DOZEN BLUNTS LIT STUCK ON MY LIPS
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I GOT FUNGUS GROWING IN MY STOMACH BECAUSE I'M CHUGGING WISHES FROM THE WISHING WELL
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YOU WILL NEVER PERFECT THEM
SMOKING WEED WHILE I'M TEXTIN' AFFECTIONS TO YOUR HO NAMED ALEXIS
ADDED HER TO MY COLLECTION, TOLD HER, "PULL UP TO THE 7TH"
I GOT ONE ZIP OF THAT DUMB S,HIT, BUT NO PROTECTION
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NOW I'M FLEXING AT THE FUNCTION, G*59 WE RUN S,HIT

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In Littleton, Colorado born and raised
Making pipebombs was where I spent most of my days
Luvoxin' out Doomin' KMFDMin' all dey
And all settin' some time bombs outside of the school
When a couple of jocks
Who were up to no good
Started making fun of the way I dressed
I shot 24 kids and the cops got scared,
They said "You're movin' with Ted Bundy and Jeff Dahmer in prison!"

I called for the cops and when they came near
The license plate said jocks and it had footballs in the mirror
If anything I can say this car was rare
But I thought "Now forget it" - "Yo ReB, to the commons!"

I pulled up to the school about 10 or 11
And I yelled to the cops "Natural Selection"
I looked at my high school
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Columbine irl.

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Trollings a good job mate, it's challenging work, in doors, guarantee you won't go hungry, cause as long as there's two people left on the interwebs someone is gonna want someone insulted.
I'll be honest with you, my parents to not care for it. Dad, dad, I'm a... not a member of 4,chan dad, I troll youtube, well the difference being one's a job, the other is mental sickness.

I think this mod saw me, *USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST*, yes, yes he did!
Dad, send- send mom down to the basement, I'm hungry

god this kid is so loveable. one time when i was in the shower he came in and nut tapped me so hard i began to cry......but it wasnt tears of hate, it was tears of joy because this boy wanted my erect♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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I Sexually Identify As An Evangelion. Ever Since I Was A Boy I Dreamed Of Running Around Tokyo-3 Blasting Pallet Gun Rounds On Disgusting Angels. People Say To Me That A Person Being An Evangelion Is Impossible And I'm A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Baka But I Don't Care, I'm Beautiful. I'm Having Gendo-senpai Install A Entry Plug, Armor Plates And A Progressive Knife On My Body. From Now On I Want You Guys To Call Me "Eva-09" And Respect My Right To Use My AT Field And Use It Needlessly. If You Can't Accept Me You're A Evaphobe And Need To Check Your Mecha Privilege. Thank You For Being So Understanding.

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