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Recent reviews by Nuclear Samurai

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1 person found this review helpful
74.2 hrs on record (51.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
este juego es una droga dura y yo un sucio adicto
Posted 21 May, 2022.
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17.8 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
Nice
Posted 3 May, 2022.
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3.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
El nivel de precisión y detalle que se tomaron al diseñar cada pieza es inaudito, sumado a que cada cosa emula su función cómo se debe, vale cada puto centavo.
Posted 12 July, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
273.4 hrs on record (76.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Man's not hot, never hot
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Boom

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (my G)
On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
You donut, nose long like garden hose


I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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264.4 hrs on record (68.5 hrs at review time)
Amazing, best f2p game ever!
Posted 12 June, 2014.
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