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3 people found this review helpful
102.9 hrs on record (102.1 hrs at review time)
My Life has been changed since im clicking some Banana (instead clicking my own Banana!)
Posted 22 June, 2024.
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89.4 hrs on record (60.2 hrs at review time)
I am 21 years old.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.

Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.

With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.

After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.

Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.

Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.

Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.
Posted 15 June, 2024.
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20.5 hrs on record (19.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
One of my Fav. Games alltime :) best game for a break for main games like csgo, league of legends and more :D good to calm down and looking videos/hearing podcasts for same time .
Posted 30 May, 2024.
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0.1 hrs on record
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Posted 30 May, 2024.
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171.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Best Juarez Game.
Posted 30 May, 2024.
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0.1 hrs on record
ok
Posted 30 May, 2024.
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64.6 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
my IQ increase to 69.
Posted 16 May, 2024.
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212.4 hrs on record (41.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This Pokédemóns gave me:

· Acne
· AIDS
· allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· anal abscesses
· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· body odors
· Bone cancer
· bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· bloating
· brain cancer
· brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
· colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· constipation
· common cold
· COPD
· cough
· crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· eye cancer
· eye disorders
· Fatigue
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Farting
· flu
· food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· Hearing loss
· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· toenail fungus
· Tuberculosis
· T-posing syndrome
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever
· Yeast Infection
Posted 10 May, 2024.
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295.2 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game gave me:

· Acne
· AIDS
· allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· anal abscesses
· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· body odors
· Bone cancer
· bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· bloating
· brain cancer
· brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
· colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· constipation
· common cold
· COPD
· cough
· crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· eye cancer
· eye disorders
· Fatigue
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Farting
· flu
· food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· Hearing loss
· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· toenail fungus
· Tuberculosis
· T-posing syndrome
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever
· Yeast Infection
BTW: im now an Ape and can eat professional Banana's under 2MS
Posted 10 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
23.3 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
This game gave me:

· Acne
· AIDS
· allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· anal abscesses
· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· body odors
· Bone cancer
· bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· bloating
· brain cancer
· brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
· colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· constipation
· common cold
· COPD
· cough
· crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· eye cancer
· eye disorders
· Fatigue
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Farting
· flu
· food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· Hearing loss
· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· toenail fungus
· Tuberculosis
· T-posing syndrome
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever
· Yeast Infection
Sooo.... : i recommend this Game!
Posted 10 May, 2024.
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