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12.8 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I played this game.

I had loads of ♥♥♥♥.

Then I broke my legs, crawled to the forrest, chopped down a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tree. Fixed my leg, Then I handcuffed a stranger and forced him to eat some rotten fruit.

Then a zombie got me and I had no shirts so I died.
Posted 9 August, 2014.
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5.1 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Currently in therapy for DPTST...... Digital Post traumatic stress disorder. This game caused it.

♥♥♥♥ you Planetside 2.
Posted 9 August, 2014.
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0.3 hrs on record
Worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pile of garbage "game" i've ever let rape my eye balls.
Posted 9 August, 2014.
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6.7 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
This games pretty good. Creeps me the ♥♥♥♥ out but hey you know? Thangs and stuff.
Posted 9 August, 2014.
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