Recent reviews by FuneralPlanner

Only thing I dislike is the Cheaters that wanna get top of the leader board with a single click. I'm over here spending the time to climb. Hoping for the future. 🙏
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Praying for more butts and a reset with the leader board every few months.
I would love to see some new content like more upgrades, maybe customize your own butt???!!! (other than market skins), maybe some skins from your other games? Gris butt?! Someone mentioned adding redness when you slap. Cant wait to see what you add!
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Other than that 10/10 butt-tastic game!

Amazing! The fighting feels fluent. Still early access but, there's alot to be unpacked here. Combat feels good. Perks are somewhat balanced. Upgrades feel balanced. Bosses! They hurt! once you know their patterns its a piece of cake. I found out about this game though a WoolieGaming Stream. I, not going to lie i was intrigued by the game. Woolie himself said alot of negative things about it with only like an hour and a half of gameplay. Honestly, if he tried. he would enjoy it more. Does have a Risk of Rain 2 vibe with the art style and perks, monsters, gameplay but from a top down perspective. Playable Classes all feel balanced. Late game really turns up the notch adding new monsters into the area even when you feel overpowered your still have that eerie feeling that i can be one shot at any moment.

Conclusion: Fun Bullet Hell Roguelike Action Shooter (with swords and mallets included)

Yes.

Amazing game! Got to where i got all the Upgrades and was able to defeat all 3 bosses under 11 min, over and over again. I hope the underworld update and more come out soon. This game is super promising.

If you must know this game is a 10/10 i just like the bear mascot tbh. no other reasons.

My friends watch while i play on discord. The bonding experience.

"Regulation cornbread contains sixteen vitamins and minerals, fiber, protein, and something else i forgot... Everything except flavor."

Gun's - ✔
Alien's - ✔
Doc with 5% left in his Trauma Station - ✔

So im writing this as a *Be Aware* This was gifted from a dear pal Urban. As he gifted this game to me i had two things in mind. Titties and soccer. Not my favorite duo but, Something that did sound interesting. Boy Howdy. I was wrong. You shoot goals at mindless Goalie NPC's. Brazil is the first level and you can literally roll the ball towards the goal and they cant defend it. Keep in mind the goals are the Level completion so lvl 1 score 3 goals, lvl 2 score 5 goals, then 10, 15, 20, so on. Music is not no much blasted rather than repeated everytime you go on to the next lvl. 3 songs from what i assume are from NCS.

CONS:
~No jiggle physics
~Music lacks taste
~Goalies are Toddles in disguise
~Only a few lvls

Pros:
~Epic ball movement