3
Products
reviewed
0
Products
in account

Recent reviews by lol

Showing 1-3 of 3 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
928.4 hrs on record (463.8 hrs at review time)
This game is the embodiment of "I could tell you how to play the game, but I dont want to" it leaves you to suffer through the hellish campaigns all while telling you absolutely nothing. Everyday i wonder how i even got into this game, it is the most boring fun game i have ever played. Its like being blue balled permanently. There are an endless amount of different resources that you have to look up where to get, and even then you are left wondering why you need billions of plastids for one part. I would have more fun going through my 6th divorce than playing this game. If you can get past the required alcoholism and the added substance abuse you withstand through the beginning of this game you will be fine. Other than that this game is absolutely not for new players. You either have to be a god to understand what to do, or be forced to look up thousands of guides to know where to go, what to do, and how to build your warframes. 90% of the time you play this game you are leveling weapons, or slaving yourself away to get more mats. Ironic that this is not even considered endgame. Fashion is. Once you've beated all the missions and planets. Oh no you are not done yet. you have to do the entire thing again, but 20x harder in steel path. And you might be thinking am I done yet? No. Now you must compete in a highly competitive scene of making your warframe look better than others. This game is so obscure that it is painful to play yet extremely entertaining. I do enjoy this game but at the same time I wish it never existed.
Posted 23 July, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
176.4 hrs on record (124.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
sometimes i think of this game and how i had great times with it then i realize that those moment will never come back and then i think of why screws are the rarest resource in the game and how this game is going to turn me into an alcoholic and slowly morph me into Chris brown. Its a masterpiece of a game but it deprives me of touch and the feeling of being loved. It requires so much math i got a degree is engineering just to play this game and do dividing and farming easier. I studied philosophies to keep me going everyday whilst i await my never ending doom by playing this heaven sent game that is (no pun intended) satisfactory. Sometimes while laying in bed while sobbing, I think to myself, "Is there any better way to route these conveyor lines?" Sometimes it is my only way I am willing to get up after not having slept for days on end thinking about life. This game is generally a way I escape reality in itself, to escape all of my revolving problems that nobody knows about. I play this game for hours and hours to just forget about everything. To forget why Brexit exist, to forget that I am currently writing this at 6 in the morning, or simply to forget that she simply doesnt love me. This is a good game. It is very fun.
Posted 24 December, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
97.3 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
games neat
Posted 10 March, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-3 of 3 entries