someone mustve left the lemon squeazy out cause that ♥♥♥♥ was e z p z

No hard feelings? It's just business.

lol

Not only do I rarely ever take the time to leave a comment on a profile, but there's really nothing I can really say that would show my disgust. Despite this, TheMelonGod is such a terrible piece of ♥♥♥♥, I feel as if it requires my time to write a forewarning comment; its the least I can do.

While I'd love to take a stance and explain exactly why I think TheMelonGod is vile, I'm assuming you have already been stuck with him, so I'll have to accept that its too late. What I will tell you, however, is that playing with TheMelonGod has been one of the worst, and most repeatable and shameful experiences of my life. From the very first moment I joined a lobby with him, all the way to adding him to countless discords, I felt completely disgraced. Never before had I felt such overwhelming feelings of shame and self doubt, and all I can really do is blame myself for giving Melon my discord link.

If you are reading this comment wondering if this person is worth your time and self control, I will tell you flat out that he isn't. It's true that TheMelonGod only has 2-3 reused insults, and at first this made me relieved, but trust me when I tell you every single minute you spend with this person will be torture.

Do not add this person. I can not stress this enough; Don't add him. Don't join his discord, or even join his lobbies. Just leave this page, and get going. You will not regret it.

I truly hope my comment helped some of you get away from this man, and I hope TheMelonGod finds time to read this comment. I'd like for them to know how horrid I found him, and how much he shamed me.

Truly, a horrid person.

prank'd