What is a jester without a laugh?
I block unexplained / random friend requests.


- I preserve old games that aren't easily found on the internet, if at all. [drive.google.com]
- Please notify me if any games in the link above are non-functional.



[gaming milestones]
- played Stalker 2 on release. i even pre-ordered the physical ultimate edition. no regrets.
- killed THE Robin Walker on 10/13/24, at midnight.
- hit 1000 hours on Hatoful Boyfriend, on my birthday.
- hit 1 year on Hatoful Boyfriend, on 1/23/25, at 9:40AM.
- hit 4000 hours on TF2. (i don't update this until nearing the next thousand.)
- killed Mega Satan exactly on my 666th hour of The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth. (technically Repentance.)
- saw Jimmy Gibbs in Swamp Fever on L4D2, during the Mischief Night of 2023. no idea how or why.
- sent the garden gnome to space in Half-Life 2: Episode 2.
- wondertraded at least 1100 modded Pidoves in Pokémon: Sun & Moon, all named "Ryouta".
- won my first game as Saxton Hale on the offical VSH gamemode, without knowing the controls.
- 100% Borderlands 2 & all DLC.
- 100% Class Of '09.
- 100% Fallout: New Vegas & all DLC.
- 100% Hatoful Boyfriend.
- 100% Plants Vs. Zombies 1.
- 100% Psychonauts 1 & 2.
- 100% Psychopomp Gold.
- 100% TESV: Skyrim & all DLC.
- 100% The Binding of Isaac, all DLC.
- 100% The Wolf Among Us.
- 100% Watch Dogs 2 + DLC without killing, Realistic difficulty.
- 240% Batman: Arkham Knight + DLC.
- beat all L4D&L4D2 campaigns on expert with no meds/defibs, solo.
- beat Bioshock 1 on Survivor difficulty, best ending, first playthrough.
- beat Bioshock 2 on Hard difficulty, best ending, first playthrough.
- beat Broforce on Ironbro, Hard difficulty.
- beat Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 on Veteran difficulty, in one sitting, on my first PC playthrough. took 7.2hrs.
- beat Call of Juarez: Gunslinger on True West difficulty, all duels honorable.
- beat Cave Story+ on Hard difficulty, best ending.
- beat Dead Island 1 with no weapons.
- beat Dishonored 1 & all DLC without killing or being detected.
- beat Dying Light & The Following 100% on Nightmare+, fists only.
- beat Far-Cry 5 on Infamous+ before owning any kind of DLC. (no alien weaponry.)
- beat Just Cause 3 without guns.
- beat Mafia 1: Definitive Edition on Classic difficulty.
- beat Metro: Last Light Redux on Survival mode without killing a single person, "Redemption" ending, first playthrough.
- beat Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl on Master difficulty, "good ending" killed C-Con .
- beat Stalker: Clear Sky on Master difficulty.
- beat Stalker: Call of Pripyat on Master difficulty.
- beat Undertale, Genocide Ending, no health items during fights.