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Hi my friend

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i cannot stop listening to Michel jackson beat it alvin n chimpmunk version

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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this guy have a huge c0ck

Um....maybe??

my friend, is it true what is said below?

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HAI

Helo anime~

are u anime waifu

一起玩吗？上次一起打过

我吃狗

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕖” God 𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕕, “𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙” 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕞𝕖. 𝕀𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕚𝕟 God 𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤. 𝔹𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕪 ℍ𝕚𝕞, ℍ𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Dota2 sometime its a really cool MOBA game with a lot of scary foreigners, but don't worry ill be there to carry you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

SQUIDGAM!!!

9+10= ?

Hey Siri. Send me a picture of this guy's nuts.

WOT?!?!?!

my good friend

chenboi wtf

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No am not an woman am an Fong from KUNG FU HUSTLE!

they them womanly femboy

are you a woman?

im telling you dude, this guy is cracked. i saw him at 7/11 the other day buying a case of redbull and a couple packs of adult diapers. i asked him what the diapers were for and he said he needed them to stop himself from $hitting all over these kids. before I could attempt to roast him for it, he slapped my asscheeks and bunnyhopped out the place. no he didnt even pay for them. you guys think you're godly at any fps game but clearly you've never played against this guy. hell i played with him as teammates and he still kills me with no problem. :_sorrow_:

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You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons.

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Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. you seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. i go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad.

Man i remember when i used to be like you: sad, pathetic, and lonely. you seriously need to stop playing games and start doing life. i go to parties every night, and everytime i go to a party i always leave with a different girl, i can get all the ladies while YOU are just sitting your lonely A$$ over there, as matter of fact i'm literally having to wear diapers right now just to prevent myself from completely $hitting all over you.... oh? what's that? My Deepest apologies, But the nerve receptors in the auditory center of my brain couldn't comprehend what you were trying to communicate to me due to the fact that I have the Apple® Airpods™ from 2016 blocking any flow of sound waves from outside my ear from getting in. stop focusing on little games, its sad.

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get online so we can play some cs

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I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again.

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