Recent reviews by FlatChestEnthusiast

Like 80% of the melee weapons aren't implemented yet, why the ♥♥♥♥ would you include the weapon swapping ascendancy when there's NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEAPONS TO SWAP TO witchslayer is basically a joke class that doesn't function.

Dev sold 2 million copies in 6 months but asks people to translate his game for free. Guess the real joker was the hubris we made along the way.

The placement of autosaves is so bad it actively encouraged me to savescum when it wiped out an hour of progress from the start of the game. I was perfectly fine with failing checks, but not with failing enough I get a game over and now have to reroll 20+ checks I had gone through already and was happy with.

Roguelike snorefest about watching enemies walk directly at you in a cave. Levels were all linear lines, no reason to waste ammo on enemies if you could rush for the exit since they deal so much damage and you ammo is limited. Does it advertise itself has having more content? Sure. Do I want to do a few hours of boring pistol plinker runs to farm resources to push on to that content? No.

After discovering how to jump infinite times with the bubble wand the game went from 'fun and interesting' to 'trivialized level design and my fingers hurt'
This is an INTENDED mechanic too, you need to perform 30 of these in a row for one of the secret rabbits or whatever. 30 near-perfect inputs just to make sure you learn the muscle memory needed to make half the game irrelevant. Does a disservice to his own game.

Small update: Some areas contain hummingbirds whole sole purpose is to prevent you from doing this. If you need to make an 'anti-cheese zone' then you should reconsider the whole mechanic to begin with.

bnuuy indeed my friend, bnuuy indeed

Being an adult game, I'll skip over talking about the gameplay. It's bad, you can already assume that. Let's talk about why you're here.

There is only 1 (one) vore animation for the whole game. You won't see any variation, even for prey of different sizes or species. If you've watched the trailer then you've seen it already.
On the topic of animations, there are three interactable objects to empty your balls with (serving a gameplay purpose of making stealth easier). These are a breeding mount, a tiny plush toy in a few designs (basically the same thing) and the occasional naked person just standing around waiting for you to ♥♥♥♥ them. These are all very similar in the animations they use and the controls are the exact same: Drag your mouse left and right until the condom spawns.

Try as I might, there seems to be only 3, *maybe* 4 sizes for the balls in the game. Empty, Single prey, Multiple Prey (all 'churned' aka not recently vored) and Multiple Prey (with fresh catch).
Even when abusing the (very simple) AI to take out all the hazards and then herd everyone else to one corner of the map and basically ate as fast as possible, it never got above that last size which is a shame. It's pretty large, sure, but I had hoped for more granularity so each kill felt like it was adding up. As it stands anything after three is just repeating the same thing.

Very poor visual feedback (smooth and round at all times, that's it), noises unsatisfying, fails at the intended power fantasy and at one point I softlocked myself by getting my balls shut in an automatic door, trapping me in place. Ouch. Would not recommend, especially at this price. I would say 'check back in the future' but they can't even bother to make the walk animation work instead of sliding across the ground when you turn around.

The drone for the S.O.S challenge controls like ♥♥♥♥ and trying to get 100 points for the medal alone makes me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game.

I unno something just don't sit right

I won't call it perfect, but it's damn near close.
If you've been waiting for more JSR, you'll be eating good.