Recent reviews by The Sweetroll is a Lie

Greed.

Around a year ago there was an issue with loading and saving projects crashing the application. Now after all that time, it still has that problem AND you can't move layers without it crashing, unlike how it used to be a year ago. I don't know how you make an application worse and decide to continue not updating these CORE PROBLEMS.

IVE PLAYED FOR 10 HOURS AND IM ONLY LEVEL FOUUUUUUR

This game is amazing, for a single playthrough its about 8-12 hours of good deckbuilding and puzzle solving fun. The arg elements of the game ruin most of the mood and kill the pacing of the game. I understand its necessary to break the pace to not oversaturate the repetitive nature of obtaining and fighting with cards but it gets out of hand around part 2. I enjoy the multiple mediums the game uses and the gimmicks are quirky until you know how to abuse them. If you are looking to play the game, just skip over the ARG real video parts, they are cringe!

The game feels like eating a Slim Jim.

Bland and slightly different blend of chicken and tuna every stick you consume.

Amazing experience until someone goes ghost and ruins everyone's sanity.




( Screw you Carl )

Luger was fav <3

Not good. Need's a better movement system. The GUI is awful in game (but the buy coins with real cash screen looks great...) Also needs more weapons. New level schemes would be cool aswell because I want to fight on like a volcanoe or something. If you developer can do that I will raise my score from 3/10 to 8/10!

Learn how to text like a douchebag simulator.

The windows desktop is so realistic your mouse is also shifting to the left.

Play this game. It will make you laugh. Cry. maybe even through your mouse at the screen due to that one guy who hooked on to your ship and used his saw to pry you out of your burning wreckage. Not like ive experienced it....