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Recent reviews by Fives

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2 people found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record
I Love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn,"

"I really hope some hot chick paints my brians all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway."

And here we are.

I mean really , just absolutely destroy me.

I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage.

And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ outta me.

I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me

your little "peepee pisspiss boy."

I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up.

I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥.

Your little peepee-piss-myself-♥♥♥♥♥.

I want it to get embarrassing.

I mean like... wierdly embarrassing

Unsanitary, too.

We should be entirely different people,

by the end of the first eight hours.

Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?

I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.

Ma'am...

Please...

You have to crush me.
Posted 29 December, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
18.7 hrs on record
Go play the first one, it's better in every way
Posted 29 August, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
28.2 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
A vibe unmatched.


Episode 3 when?
Posted 22 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.5 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
just go play the og one its better in everyway
Posted 26 February, 2023. Last edited 26 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
31.6 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just camp because that's what half a the players do in this game
Posted 1 December, 2022.
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7 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
she is just a massive beyblade and i love it
Posted 26 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
This game is ok, if you like voice actors that sound like their ball haven't even dropped, this is a BTEC resident evil and that's the only good thing about it due to the fact that the characters are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dull that the guy had his wife ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die right before him and could only manage to do a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass whimper that sounded like he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue balled himself and than some how tracked this stereotypical army man that gained the power to be so strong that it puts my right arm to shame but still nearly got beat by the same looking guy with a gun
Posted 7 May, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
25.9 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
its fun
Posted 4 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
91.0 hrs on record (46.9 hrs at review time)
Good game but the aiming with the gun and other ranged weapons is a lot off
Posted 22 February, 2019.
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