Recent reviews by Rasperis

I mean i slightly cheated by standing on the couch where they cant hit you most of the time but honestly its fun for a bit but there isnt much game play wise but definitely will say its pretty and not horribly made im a sucker for horde survival games.

I mean This is a pretty great game ngl.

This game was basically the plot of moana so if youve seen that movie you can skip this game.

One of the absolute worst games i have ever played yet i keep playing it. Please someone call a doctor because it soiled my brain like a baby soils his pants. I legit figure out a new way to cry every time i play this game.

I beat this game and beat my brother in the same day and it honestly made me less depressed. I also decided to speedrun this game and realized i suck at life and should kill myself.

I love this game as much as i love my father. Which in full honesty isnt that much but i thoroughly enjoyed my playthrough to day 14. I completly ignored any crafting and any base building as they are complety horrible and need to be fixed. Why would i ever want to build a base if i constantly need to do quests that are 1k away and all i have is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bike. It is probably a better game when playing online or with friends but i dont believe any game should need anything other than yourself to make it fun and online should just buff the experience. I hate this game but honestly its still in early access after 9 years so it will probably become better.

If you have ever visited your friend and accidentally slipped and fell and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him then this is the game for you. The game is exactly like the scenario above but instead you are defending your butt from hundreds of sexy beasts that want a piece of your dirty starfish. If you think you have the will power to stop them then try out this beauty of a game.

This game is a really great way to have fun and make you hate yourself at the same time. The only thing I think it needs is some achievments so i can feel accomplished at hating myself.

great game to bad its ended

This is the greatest game on steam and if you havent played it you are bad. Im gonna get the best highscore on this game so I can see the gods and finally reach valhalla.