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-Samgyeopsal My dumbass should really have seen that there was a trap having been doing this for nearly 2 years. It turns out the samgyeopsal was of the "fresh and ready to prepare yourself" variant in that it was still oinking when it was given to me :(

+Samgyeopsal So update now nearly 2 years later, the court case has been running so long that some of the jury have passed away due to old age. In a bid to reach an agreement, I have been offered some Samgyeopsal so my troubles :)

-Ddukbokki So situation update, this is a bit of an annoying one but his dog has just walked into the courtroom and ate my ddukbokki :(

+Ddukbokki The court case has once again resumed and the judge has just told me that he has agreed to give me a dduckbokki to make up for all this :)

-Bibimbap Ok so it turns out the free bibimbap had a catch, whereby I had to provide all the ingredients and so basically this was not in fact a free bibimbap but a bibimbap cooking service :(

+Bibimbap So it's been a full year since the start of this situation. The court case is still on going, but in the meantime he's offered me a bibimbap :)

-Bulgogi This man is a real pee pee head, his Mom just called me up to tell me that his sister needed a "packed lunch" whatever that is and used up the bulgogi that was meant for me :(

+Bulgogi I spoke to his Mom and explained the situation, she said sorry and said that she'd give me some free bulgogi rice instead :)

-Cat Have just been told by the Judge that the cat can only be kept if I eat it. But you can't eat cats, you can't eat cats Eric. :(

+Cat Following last years stupid incident I took this player to court and my lawyer tried to sue him for wasting my time. In return he has offered to give me a cat. :)

I can give my Karambit Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

-Ramen Ok this is starting to get annoying now, his Dad got hungry and came back for the ramen he gave me and ate it all :(

+Ramen I got angry so I called called his Dad and he apologised and bought me some ramen :)

-Kimchi Was about to eat the kimchi but he came to my house and ate the kimchi before I could :(

+Kimchi So I called his Mom and told her about the situation and she apologised and gave me some kimchi instead :)

-Rice Update: he tracked me down and took my rice back :(

+Rice I asked for a discount on the trade because I'm am uncle but instead he gave me rice :(

+rep, nice and friendly trader! :)

+rep good trade

+Rep This guys is too legit to quit. 10/10 wud trade again

+rep

good trade,and very fast!+re[

+rep fast and nice trader

+rep , nice guy :)

+Rep. Easy to trade with, easy to negotioate with. :)

+Rep legit & Fast trader no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :)

+Rep fast and good trade