Recent reviews by Patrick Bateman

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Epic game. Can slonk gang weed and dress up as Jocker to say a very big fu*k yuo to the media and corporations. Definitely the pinnacle of the Saints Row franchise and one of my favourite open world games in general. Can't wait wait till Volition releases the patch to fix all the issues with the PC port and brings the multiplayer servers back online.

Bought it to exploit the summer sale. Reviewing it to increase my max points for free.

Multiplayer servers are back up, and it also has workshop support now.

This game is great fun. Lots of blood, and lots of pig parts all over the place. You can shoot the farmer in the d!(k, shoot pigs in the @$$, blow them up, electrocute them, grind them, wack them, shoot them with paintballs, turn their body parts into fireworks, and then get $#!t and vomited on by a boss pig, and shoot it in the @$$ of course, you can wear hats, be a cowboy, and play co-op with your friends. It's also dirt cheap. Definitely recommended, unless you're a vegetarian or a muslim.