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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:41pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:35am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:29am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:04am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:51am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 11:36am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:23am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:50pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:06am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:06am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:03am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:43am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:00am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:14am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:51pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:23am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 6:44am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:54am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:57pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:20am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:35am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:46am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:32am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 9:01am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:53am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:25am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:49am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:37pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:59am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:44am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:48pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:41am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:43am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:21am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:21am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:32am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:56am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:03am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:49pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:12am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 1:50am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:28pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 12:49pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:53am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 3:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:51am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:59am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:11am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 8:20am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 8:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:40am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:52pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:42pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 6:20am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 9:00am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 9:00am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:53am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:12am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:22am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:45am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:50pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:19am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:58pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:16am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 3:51am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:34am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:56am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:53am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 8:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:17am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:21am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:42am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:06am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 8:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:12am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:25am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:45am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:08pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:06am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 1:33am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:46pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:54pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:33am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:50am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:17pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:49am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:42am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:24am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:26am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:52am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:44am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:41am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 11:10am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:49am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 3:13pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 12:52pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 11:36am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 3:46am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 10:22am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 1:50pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 3:25am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:37pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 8:48am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:59am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:53am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:20am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:30am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:51am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:16am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:49am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:36am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:06am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:16pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 12:37am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:24am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:26am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:52am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 6:20am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 6:19am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:27am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 8:47am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 6:44am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:58pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:06am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:55pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:21pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 7:14am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 6:19am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:34pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:56am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:19am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:38am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:32pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 6:20am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:54am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:49am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 6:33am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:06am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 6:33am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 7:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:34pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 7:28am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:07am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:32am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:11am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 7:59am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:49am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 8:25am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:20am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 7:58am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 3:29am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 7:17am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:57am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:21pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:54pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 8:25am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 6:44am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 10:25am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:04am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:49am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:50am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 10:42am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 1:04am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:09am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:06am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 2:35pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:12am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 3:37am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 12:49pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:22am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:49am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:53pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 6:44am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2024 @ 10:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:33am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 9:39am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:54pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 5:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 8:11am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 11:35am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 3:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:40pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 1:06am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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