I tell ya, folks, we need to come together as a team if we're gonna win this match. You gotta be quick on your feet, stay focused, and know when to take the shot. Speaking of shots, have you ever tried a Delaware Blue Hen? That's a fine drink, I tell ya. And the Blue Hens, they're a great team too. Did you know they have a winning record against the Fighting Irish?
Achievements:

Global Elite Rank
First Place in the White House LAN Party
Top Fragger in the NATO Summit Showmatch
MVP of the G7 Gaming Expo
Winner of the Congressional Gaming Caucus Championship (I showed those young whippersnappers that experience counts)
Top Fragger in the Bipartisan Gaming Showdown (I may be a Democrat, but I can work with anyone to achieve a common goal)

Favorite Map: "I like the one with the desert and the sand and the... well, you know the one I'm talking about."