The game spawns you into a preset map with roughly 6 rooms connected by two outer hallways, littered with garbage and hospital gurneys. Wait, I thought we were in a laundromat? So why are there desks, showers, and toilets? Best not to think about these things, and get to work. Your only direction is a fly by message to "collect 10 notes," which all say HELP (Because we all know that collecting pieces of paper is the key to save us from a madman).

What the game doesn't tell us is what any FPS gamer should already know: Shift to run, space to jump. I admit, I didn't know I could run for the first attempt, and wasted plenty of extra time kiting Mr. Clown. Another vital piece of information the game doesn't disclose is that there is a reason to turn off your flashlights. Apparently, the notes glow in the dark. Since they're the exact same color as everything else in the game, spotting them with the lights on can be tricky if you're in a rush not to get swatted.

Once you collect 'em all, run back to the starting point and be rewarded with... THE END. Yep, that's it. You'll then see a black screen with a RELOADING message, but the game keeps running behind it. I waited long enough to see what happens, and I could make out the sounds of the clown catching up and killing me. Gee, thanks game.

TL;DR - A lazy Unity asset flip that's worth maybe 5 minutes of playtime. You'll never touch it again once you finish it. Avoid.

Achievements: Idle 100 seconds for 100%. Doesn't matter if you die. Restricted, so doesn't add to profile stats.

[h3]Joining the ranks of indistinguishable jogging simulators called "horror games," The Laundry is devoid of polish, purpose, or color. Collect 10 notes and beeline to the exit, or be squashed by a lumbering clown. Why? Who knows. Even if you win, you still lose - the game doesn't even reload, pause, or exit properly.[/h3] The game spawns you into a preset map with roughly 6 rooms connected by two outer hallways, littered with garbage and hospital gurneys. Wait, I thought we were in a laundromat? So why are there desks, showers, and toilets? Best not to think about these things, and get to work. Your only direction is a fly by message to "collect 10 notes," which all say HELP (Because we all know that collecting pieces of paper is the key to save us from a madman). What the game doesn't tell us is what any FPS gamer should already know: Shift to run, space to jump. I admit, I didn't know I could run for the first attempt, and wasted plenty of extra time kiting Mr. Clown. Another vital piece of information the game doesn't disclose is that there is a reason to turn off your flashlights. Apparently, the notes glow in the dark. Since they're the exact same color as everything else in the game, spotting them with the lights on can be tricky if you're in a rush not to get swatted. Once you collect 'em all, run back to the starting point and be rewarded with... THE END. Yep, that's it. You'll then see a black screen with a RELOADING message, but the game keeps running behind it. I waited long enough to see what happens, and I could make out the sounds of the clown catching up and killing me. Gee, thanks game. TL;DR - A lazy Unity asset flip that's worth maybe 5 minutes of playtime. You'll never touch it again once you finish it. Avoid. [u]Achievements[/u]: Idle 100 seconds for 100%. Doesn't matter if you die. Restricted, so doesn't add to profile stats.