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When the ♥♥♥♥ did I log in 2.2 hours into this ♥♥♥♥ ass of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. People play this game grasping at any sense of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rape as they can and they don't realize that to get rape you need to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go and buy rape, but no one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tells them but they don't tell either. WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO DO THE RAPE AND THEN THEY SPEAK OUT AGAINST WHAT THEY DON'T WANT BUT THEN DO WHAT THEY DON'T WANT. THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT WHAT THEY DO ONLY WHAT THEY SPEAK THEY CAN'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SEE IT AND THEN THEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIE TO SOMETHING RANDOM AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK OF CREATING A CHARACTER WITH A DOPE ASS EXPENSIVE BOW. ALL THAT FOR WHAT, THE MEMORY OF HAVING THAT BOW OR THE TIMES DOING IT. WHY MAKE THE CHARACTER WHO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAres and why are people so mad when they die. That's what happens you make the character and at some time they die. Sure you can get that guy up with a cool weapon and some armor and then log off forever. The fun is the risk of dying. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun is the feeling that at any moment it's all gone, and there's nothing left to do because the game is so ♥♥♥♥ that you can't go back and play on that guy anymore. So you try and regain that sense of risk and accomplishment, but now you play it safe. You are wise and you know which risks not to take. This character dies before getting to level 20. Nothing but a safe bet and a waste of time. The fun was taking every risk you can. The accomplishment was never playing it safe. After making 3 more characters trying to chase that feeling of adventure of the first you can never create the character again. You are left with distant memories of action and failures and can't even pass on that torch. The first generation was the last. After 1000 hours you quit, not touching it for years and years to come.

But then you regain that flame. Just kidding you never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think that this game is worth ♥♥♥♥ because everyone cheats and tells you what to do and what is the best weapon and what is the best build. You can basically get every item and never die and cheat and no one can do anything about it. Those people who take the risks are destined to fail because the cheaters remain and the death stays the same.

This gamee is about as good as a ♥♥♥♥ on a tuesday. What atree you doing to this ♥♥♥♥ of a gonald and you know what I mean I want you to see everything whatnt you to see all the klgihts get it right baby I want you to sae this all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby xddd. What does it mean to be himan. NO t much in this eeconmy !!!

So per see this game, what is it you ask? Wewll it is a mmofpsrpgactionadventure if that makes sense. I am AANOTT JOKING DUDE IT IS A LEEEGIT GAM EM!><!. Failsafe is monkey island new is not ranch island baby extra bright I want you all to see this turn up the lights in you basby you know what i mean want you to see all thee lights woahawohaohwaohawohwa dudee.
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So I am going to talk about the game now per se. THis game is about dale carnegie and his dog going DOWNTOWN INOT THE DEPTHS OF HELL and brining out a piece of ♥♥♥♥ named delea. This is a game and you are not a game dude wow are eyou ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me I am not afk dudfe verbally is not a good thing to talk about when playiong a game especially when the hole city is fast up sleep and also I feeel freeee when the world doens't owe it to mee but only if I streach the truth to fit thee lifestyle of the bugeorsiee and then talk to them ab out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INCOMEE AND THEN ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SERIOUS DUE I MA JUST TRYING TO MAKEE A LIFE HERE DOING WHAT I WANT AND YOU COME IN A TELL ME I HVEE TO LIVEE BY YOUR RULES JUST BECAUSE YOU MAKE MORE OF AN ARBITURAY CURREECENT THAN ME. WHAT THEE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELL DOES MONEY MEAN TO SOMEONE WHO IS MORE SUCCEESSFUL THAN YOU IN EVERYASPECT OTHER THAN CURRECNY MODEE.

Shale makees this one really the good one of the group. It brings you to make me thannk the world for what is right and what is wrong.
Shanty town tells you how to live your life one step at a time. First it teaches lady, second, lady, and third, yeah you guessed it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raping the lady with a ♥♥♥♥. That was not what really happened to me but it feels like it man.
So let's 7th grade disect this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby. First, let me remind you that y2kisamoungu. Now let's get this shota on the road. Shanck man starts you off in a little town with really smaller than average people than what you would expect. That makes you kinda respeect them with a sense of mother-like feelings, you know what I mean? What that makes, sorry, forces you to do is make you decide between two lovers, raper-chan and hay. YEAH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAY, LIKE COME ON WHO WOULD DEECIDE ON HAY. So naturally I decided to pick Hay and let me tell you my man, she is a ride dude! So hay takes me out to the park one night and I just ride her all night long, with straps and everything. But you know how horses really need apples sometimes, well yeaeh I had to go and get her some apples. So we go back to town and get some applees and WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ EMILIO ESTEBAN COMES UPO WHILE I WAS HICHHIKING AND THEN TAlkes to me! this guy right here was there to see it the whole time. tell him man. hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you thought I was gonna let him take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ review this ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass sacred to my ♥♥♥♥ man I mean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rape new? What the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nigerian ♥♥♥♥ rape ass is gonna do to me ♥♥♥♥ man...

♥♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥...
Give me the shoe with a power of a thousand bucks man and then that is what this game is. You travel the universe and thenf ucking eat, you just eat, and eat, and DESTRUCTION! WOW WHAT A GOOD GAME THIS IS AND THEN YOU WOW>!!!><!>>!>!>!
SO to give you some perspective you make a small lune and that leads you to lead lead and make you some good ass fine wine and vans make you spaghettis once and once only, and let mee tell you, that is some good lettuce on it, ain't it!!! haha.
SO what is the big deal about this IP here. We start out and that's it! that's all men and that is what I respect about this hat. It makes you smile and smile and dial down a bit before you BUST IT OUT WITH THE SHOOT POWEER WITHOUT IT THE GAME IS ♥♥♥♥ AND SO IS THAT ONE TOOO.
So what makes me cringe about this one fellas. Well let me give you something that I am sure all of us can relate to. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out semen from you. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE MAN ON THE MOON, HE IS WHITE AND SO IS THE ONE IN THE SUN. That is really a big curtin caller to this game. YOu see you really want to take in the atmosphere of this and bring it with you into the end of the universe.
This one brings me to tear tears sometimes. The fact the the lead leads is just oustandingly buffalo... Tell me that one will ahve to not give this a shot of the heart and shoot my trachia, you give gloves some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.

Krey/Dale mcMan videogame 2: returen of shale dingo 0

So TBH I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dorge constanza of a man and that should make you believe that what I am abouit to say it is really gun shoot move with a little bit of jeorge whiksey on the side of it, but only wiht the amount of shoe polish oil that one would expect out of not much... right? _;_//
So to the review. Nuclear shot is a game about the three major politcal powers during the french industrial revolution. Hitler, Max Payne, and Laura McCrowsky. They all play a math game that solves whether or not one or the otheer will make a small fetus with another out of pure crock material, and let me tell you, it is ♥♥♥♥.
So here is the whole story in a nutshell. Maxpay says to Bite, 'what, ima ♥♥♥♥ you with'!@@@@/
Out of the three options he says he only speeks about three man come one with the big one of the two and you are just messing around like it is no big deal... I meAN WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!#!#!!!!"AO)WIbrf
So when you finally finish the gamee and realize that what you bought was sadly not another Adam Saddlee spinoff, just remember that in realizy once you begin that the one thing then what thee end is not that good to the human eye without a little bit of mouthwash and some tea, but just a tiny bit of it minus the apple... So in conclusion, you have to really have an eye for the big shot move in this one boys because as we all know, those are the real money makers, and coincidentally the monkey makers! ;>

1.23/Daniel Irvine's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoe of a company.

Well driver man eats guy with shoot move!

Nice so this game is really just a big trolll... get it. Basically you start out as a monkey evolving into a stupid ♥♥♥♥ arigato, that's it... Come on mineman can you not make a bad game for once in your life. It makes me pick you for the worst person in the game. I mean really. What the kank are you doing to destroy this family relationship between us!!!!!

Given the standards of the prequals to this game you would (ass)ume that this game would be really bad. And it is bad. But man it is really good! It gives you a sense of worth in this god forsaken world of warcraft. Wizards bring you cake and then buy you the food from the market that you both can't afford and kinda don't wanna take the risk of buying because you are running low on the dollars.

So for reference, this game is really similar to rape. It rapes!

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Let me just level with you. If you are like me and like a little semen in your diet then this game is FOR YOU. Once you finish the game you become the master disaster my man and then start to eat your way through the entirety of the entire world so then decide to become killer of worlds! (Spoilers BTW) So now that you know the ending come and play the game with me and try and get the level 3 dragon sword and then beat the game on dander difficulty so you can unlock the Adam Sandler mode where every line of dialogue is replaced with varying Adam Sandler quotes, such as: "Give me your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money or I am gonna rob you" and the classic one we all know "I burned my anus on my crocs, ♥♥♥♥..." and who could forget "MY DOG JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AHH!"

Seriously though grab your beer and get ready to dive into the pool because this game will BURN you dude!

Grapes of Wrath/R.L Stein

This game is really good no joke man

So here we are again on our own. Driving down that toad that never groans. "Finally Ted does a review of Ocarina of Time!" you exclaim. Little do you know that this is a video game of zebrombies man! Rad! Done. Kay so this game is so good. After 300+ hours of just basking in the glory of the immersive gameplay and environment, I have finally turned off the game and sittin down to write and talk about this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abd and I wanna die whenever this magnificant game(More like MagnifiCANT AHSJDNASDOIBASIKDASBD) loads up and does the good ol' "SEGA" jingle thing. Man oh man what a game. This reminds me of the war of 1837 where george bush and bill clinton are arguing over who gets the last seaweed brittle from the minecraft DLC where the toads tots attack the guck man NICE!