I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula
and Superman away.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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'Somewhere, A Crime Is Happening,' said Dorfl.
(Feet of Clay)
😙
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a
thing he tells you.
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Grig (the navigator):
... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space
armada.
Alex (the gunner):
What?!?
Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against
overwhelming odds.
Alex: It'll be a slaughter!
Grig: That's the spirit!
-- The Last Starfighter
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"Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers
do in the privacy of their own phone connections is their own business."
-- John Woods, [email protected]
🤠
Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's
rolling strikes?
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This boi AFK