Woke up n went darnsteirs. Kids got storn ilund on. Eating full Ingerlish. Carlings in hand. I cam in kitchen n shout “WOT DUS BREXIT MEEN?” Evrywun seys “Brexit.” Teers in mi eyes. Signin god sev the kin. Geyv em sum ekstra beycon on theyr brekfas

At my high school in Florida, the boys would have tournaments on who can spin their ♥♥♥♥♥ the fastest.

At my high school in Florida, the boys would have tournaments on who can spin their ♥♥♥♥♥ the fastest. One day, this kid comes in and starts sweeping the competition. It’s between him and another guy and this dude’s ♥♥♥♥ got hard. So he switched his hand position to holding his ♥♥♥♥ like a bakugan ball, and started swinging the shaft back and forth. This pisstain then proceeded to nut on his opponents face. We never had a tournament after that