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I always wanted to sell overpriced drinks with questionable ingredients that would definitely cause people massive diarrhea.
Wait a minute... that's just average big brand coffee shops.

Thanks DreamWay Games.

Edit: omg dev Joanna respond to my review.
I'd like cheese and jasmine syrup in the editor ;))

I played this game about 12 years ago. I daresay I actually spent hundreds of hours on it, spamming last tier archer units and equip them with siege tower or horse archers basically let you snowball against everything. Because they can obliterate any units in their straight line of fire from quite far distance.

I remember playing as Lubu then forced Cao Cao to duel me and steal his sword, then I gave it to Zhang Liao because I already have Crescent Halberd lol.
And It was the first ROTK game that my dad introduced me (thanks dad for this great game) so it is a nostalgia ride for me.

The game works properly, and there's a working English patch with PUK (Player's Upgrade Kit) available for this Steam PC version. Bless everyone who contributed and created this English patch.

Yes, every dialogue is now in English not just the interface menus.
There are some badly punctuated sentences but it's better than not being able to read the story at all.
Eng Patch's link is below. Easy to install too, just throw the files in your game's folder and click on the fullscreen reg file to make the game fullscreen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NddoxRcMQ9U

กูมาบำบัดจากการติดน้ำท่อมก็จะแบบ:

People in 1994: "Wow, we're so advanced in technology. We might have flying cars by 2024!"
People in 2024: DOWNLOAD ADDITIONAL FPS FOR ONLY 5$
Edit: Also very useful for resolution scaling in old games.

Pretty fun. But who the ♥♥♥♥ is Tom

Balance like man's balls

Gunplay is sleeping pills
English Voice-Overs have no flair.
At least you can unlock the descendants via in-game stuff
Costumes are as expected from Nexon. You know, the usual Korean MMO costumes like schoolgirl outfits and latex suits. Suitable for normie gamers.
Sorry not my type. I prefer something more tacti-cool which is some of the default skins on the Descendants. You would say/think "Nobody forces you to buy those costumes" sure man, but there could've been more cool skins if you had look at other games. I blame people for lacking of cool fashion sense.

Free? My M.2 SSD storage isn't free man. And YOUR time in life isn't free bro, go play something else or find something useful to learn in life or work to buy something else to play.

Burger.

I want to give this damn game a mixed review. I would've also give it a thumbs up for it's still a fun game.
If it's not 75$!! in THAILAND (24xx baht-ish)
75$ in Thailand is immensely expensive. You can buy 10 nice indie games with this ridiculous price.
It also means CAPCOM doesn't gives a flying ♥♥♥♥ for certain customer regions.
" Yeah we gotta deal with inflation but we won't care about region price survey cuz iNflATiOn "

Despite their 'fixes' it runs better than Day 1 launch sure, but it's still horrible because of their poorly written algorithm for NPC pathfinding roaming too freely and causes major CPU issue.
Art style is beautiful it's probably the biggest thing that carries this game. Second would be fun and fluid combat. But there are still so many missing systems that could've been in the game (Like some spells from DDDA and monsters) And come'on, at 75$ there should've been more types of monsters.
There are so many things to be complain about but I already mentioned the most important things.
Yes the game is fun, but not worth the full price nor 30% off. Maybe 50% or more perhaps.

8/10 Fun game but after price and horrible optimization and washed down / rushed story it would be 5/10

My grandma with dementia and permanent paralysis in the lower body has better memory issue and could run better than this ♥♥♥♥.